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    Confused ****** Harris Warns Of West ******ia’s ‘Abandoned Land Mines’

    Didn't know there was a problem in WV with so many land mines, LMAO. Don't worry though, the media is right on it with their damage control soft coverage.

    Last week, Vice President ****** Harris gave an exclusive interview to a local television news station in West ******ia.

    In the interview, Harris was asked about the state’s coal industry. She reassured West ******ia coal miners that even if their jobs disappear under the ***** administration — and the implication was clear that they would disappear — mine workers could transfer their skills to new industries. She then listed several exciting new careers coal miners could consider. The first of these was, and I quote: “reclaiming abandoned land mines.”

    Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Are there really that many abandoned land mines lying around in West ******ia? Enough to make a whole job industry out of minesweeping?” And: “Is it safe to go hiking there?”

    Friends, I asked this too. As a West ******ia resident myself, the question is urgent. Admittedly, I have never once encountered a land mine in two decades of living here, but I may have just been lucky (there was that one time the neighbor’s cat left something in our driveway, and my family all stepped in it on the way to church, but I don’t think that counts).

    True, various munitions have indeed played a role in West ******ia history. Besides being birthed in the Civil War, the state has seen several mining-related conflicts, the most spectacular of which involved the Logan County sheriff hiring planes to air-bomb striking miners in 1921 (yes, really). At least one unexploded bomb was recovered and used as evidence in the miners’ subsequent trial.

    Despite this explosive history, however, there’s no evidence that West ******ia is currently teeming — or has ever teemed — with minefields. There certainly aren’t enough land mines around here to create even one minesweeping job. Frankly, I doubt there are enough to make minesweeping into a decent hobby.

    But let’s return to Vice President Harris. According to Politico, she meant to say “abandoned mine lands,” not “abandoned land mines.” Well, okay. We all make mistakes. It’s just that someone familiar with mining terminology, or military terminology — and, you know, a lot of West ******ians are familiar with both — would probably not make that particular mistake.

    This matters because of the reason Vice President Harris was on television in West ******ia to begin with.

    The purpose of Harris’s interview was to tout the ***** administration’s $1.9 trillion “American Rescue Plan.” Indeed, she scheduled interviews with more than one media outlet in West ******ia that day: here she is speaking with the state’s largest daily newspaper on the same topic. Harris also made similar media appearances in Arizona.

    Now, it doesn’t take an advanced degree in political science to deduce why the White House targeted West ******ia and Arizona. With the Senate evenly divided between **********s and ********s, the two most moderate ********s in the upper chamber — Sen. Joe Manchin and Sen. Kyrsten Sinema — hail from those states. Harris’s media blitz was an unsubtle attempt to generate popular demand for the multi-trillion-dollar stimulus bill, pressuring Manchin and Sinema to stop agitating for bipartisan compromise and fall in line with the party.

    For his part, Sen. Manchin was not amused. “I saw [the interview]. I couldn’t believe it,” he told the local news station, saying the White House never notified him about Harris’s publicity campaign. “We’re going to try to find a bipartisan pathway forward, but we need to work together. That’s not a way of working together.”

    While it’s understandable that Manchin would be irate about being undercut by his party in his home state, he needn’t be worried. The White House looked at a state that voted for ***** 68 percent to *****’s 29 percent — a socially conservative, rural, working-class state — and thought a five-minute interview with a Californian would suddenly dazzle them into opposing their native son. It was the most “what were you thinking” public-relations move since that ad where the guy gets his wife a Peloton for Christmas.

    The results were predictable. The vice president added a new chapter to the annals of tone-deafness, updating “let them eat cake” to “let them sweep for land mines.”

    Sure, it was just a gaffe (and a funny one too), but the message to West ******ians came through: D.C. elites aren’t even trying to understand you.

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      Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View Post
      Didn't know there was a problem in WV with so many land mines, LMAO. Don't worry though, the media is right on it with their damage control soft coverage.

      Last week, Vice President ****** Harris gave an exclusive interview to a local television news station in West ******ia.

      In the interview, Harris was asked about the state’s coal industry. She reassured West ******ia coal miners that even if their jobs disappear under the ***** administration — and the implication was clear that they would disappear — mine workers could transfer their skills to new industries. She then listed several exciting new careers coal miners could consider. The first of these was, and I quote: “reclaiming abandoned land mines.”

      Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Are there really that many abandoned land mines lying around in West ******ia? Enough to make a whole job industry out of minesweeping?” And: “Is it safe to go hiking there?”

      Friends, I asked this too. As a West ******ia resident myself, the question is urgent. Admittedly, I have never once encountered a land mine in two decades of living here, but I may have just been lucky (there was that one time the neighbor’s cat left something in our driveway, and my family all stepped in it on the way to church, but I don’t think that counts).

      True, various munitions have indeed played a role in West ******ia history. Besides being birthed in the Civil War, the state has seen several mining-related conflicts, the most spectacular of which involved the Logan County sheriff hiring planes to air-bomb striking miners in 1921 (yes, really). At least one unexploded bomb was recovered and used as evidence in the miners’ subsequent trial.

      Despite this explosive history, however, there’s no evidence that West ******ia is currently teeming — or has ever teemed — with minefields. There certainly aren’t enough land mines around here to create even one minesweeping job. Frankly, I doubt there are enough to make minesweeping into a decent hobby.

      But let’s return to Vice President Harris. According to Politico, she meant to say “abandoned mine lands,” not “abandoned land mines.” Well, okay. We all make mistakes. It’s just that someone familiar with mining terminology, or military terminology — and, you know, a lot of West ******ians are familiar with both — would probably not make that particular mistake.

      This matters because of the reason Vice President Harris was on television in West ******ia to begin with.

      The purpose of Harris’s interview was to tout the ***** administration’s $1.9 trillion “American Rescue Plan.” Indeed, she scheduled interviews with more than one media outlet in West ******ia that day: here she is speaking with the state’s largest daily newspaper on the same topic. Harris also made similar media appearances in Arizona.

      Now, it doesn’t take an advanced degree in political science to deduce why the White House targeted West ******ia and Arizona. With the Senate evenly divided between **********s and ********s, the two most moderate ********s in the upper chamber — Sen. Joe Manchin and Sen. Kyrsten Sinema — hail from those states. Harris’s media blitz was an unsubtle attempt to generate popular demand for the multi-trillion-dollar stimulus bill, pressuring Manchin and Sinema to stop agitating for bipartisan compromise and fall in line with the party.

      For his part, Sen. Manchin was not amused. “I saw [the interview]. I couldn’t believe it,” he told the local news station, saying the White House never notified him about Harris’s publicity campaign. “We’re going to try to find a bipartisan pathway forward, but we need to work together. That’s not a way of working together.”

      While it’s understandable that Manchin would be irate about being undercut by his party in his home state, he needn’t be worried. The White House looked at a state that voted for ***** 68 percent to *****’s 29 percent — a socially conservative, rural, working-class state — and thought a five-minute interview with a Californian would suddenly dazzle them into opposing their native son. It was the most “what were you thinking” public-relations move since that ad where the guy gets his wife a Peloton for Christmas.

      The results were predictable. The vice president added a new chapter to the annals of tone-deafness, updating “let them eat cake” to “let them sweep for land mines.”

      Sure, it was just a gaffe (and a funny one too), but the message to West ******ians came through: D.C. elites aren’t even trying to understand you.
      With millions of Americans put out of work by the worsening coronavirus pandemic, Ivanka ***** unveiled a new jobs initiative Tuesday titled “Find Something New,” which encourages the country’s laid-off workers to consider alternative career paths.

      “There has never been a more critical time for Americans of all ages and backgrounds to be aware of the multiple pathways to career success and gain the vocational training and skills they need to fill jobs in a changing economy,” *****, who is a senior adviser in her father’s White House, said during a virtual roundtable that included IBM executive chairman Ginni Rometty and Apple CEO Tim Cook.

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        Originally posted by Vasyl’s dad View Post
        With millions of Americans put out of work by the worsening coronavirus pandemic, Ivanka ***** unveiled a new jobs initiative Tuesday titled “Find Something New,” which encourages the country’s laid-off workers to consider alternative career paths.

        “There has never been a more critical time for Americans of all ages and backgrounds to be aware of the multiple pathways to career success and gain the vocational training and skills they need to fill jobs in a changing economy,” *****, who is a senior adviser in her father’s White House, said during a virtual roundtable that included IBM executive chairman Ginni Rometty and Apple CEO Tim Cook.
        If you can't see the difference between Harris' ignorance and Ivanka's encouragement for American workers to read the writing on the wall, I can't help you.

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          Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View Post
          If you can't see the difference between Harris' ignorance and Ivanka's encouragement for American workers to read the writing on the wall, I can't help you.
          He sees it, but as a political party superfan he has to ignore it and chant the team cheers his political heroes tell him to chant.


          You're supposed to use Ignore on guys like that.

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            Originally posted by 1bad65 View Post
            ***** received 5 deferments. Same number as *****.




            Of course the superfans on here who called ***** a draft dodger never called ***** a draft dodger......
            I'm against conscription regardless, but this jumped out at me

            "***** released his Selective Service records to the Associated Press in 2008. At the time, a spokesperson said he was "disqualified from service because of asthma as a teenager,""

            I was unaware that you could cure asthma

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              Originally posted by _Rexy_ View Post
              I'm against conscription regardless, but this jumped out at me

              "***** released his Selective Service records to the Associated Press in 2008. At the time, a spokesperson said he was "disqualified from service because of asthma as a teenager,""

              I was unaware that you could cure asthma
              Considering ***** played baseball and football in high school and college, I'd wager the asthma diagnosis was just his way of dodging the draft.

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                Originally posted by 1bad65 View Post
                Considering ***** played baseball and football in high school and college, I'd wager the asthma diagnosis was just his way of dodging the draft.

                ***** played Football, Squash and Tennis. So i guess you come to the same conclusion about him. Or are you going to pull a team loyalty and show you're a superfan again.

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                  Originally posted by GhostofDempsey View Post
                  If you can't see the difference between Harris' ignorance and Ivanka's encouragement for American workers to read the writing on the wall, I can't help you.
                  Right. One is actually doing something. Ivanka just tweets like her lame ass dad.

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                    Originally posted by Rockin' View Post
                    The MSM must have told you that. And who are you to tell anybody that they are ******, ******? ............Rockin'
                    No Reality told me that...main stream media or your biased media doesnt matter..facts are facts..***** LOST AND AND NEVER WILL BE PRESIDENT AGAIN!!!!

                    Not sure why you keep saying MSM and acting like reality is not real

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