To the Lord of the rings buffs here...

[JoartCC]

what are you saying Joart its pretty obvious Tolkein got ideas from the War and a higher power of evil " Mordor" I've read the trilogy numerous times and I'm sure if you look into it he was inspired by current events during his childhood

At least you post something worth talking.

The books of Tolkien contain death. And a lot of it. You'd read whole civilizations massacred, kings so good and noble you'd label them as saints be tortured and killed, and ultimately a permeating sense of hopelessness embodies every Tolkien book. And not just the 3 books. Let's talk about the Silma, the lost tales, the 2nd age, the 1st age.

These books contain suffering by the good guys and persistent near-invincibility of evil ones yet we read heroes here does not submit, they'd rather die.

Critics label the death theme of Tolkien's books as a result of him being an infantryman in WW1 and that in his company almost everyone died or was maimed by the war.

But Tolkien already dismissed those idiotic labels saying that he wrote the books for what it is and he does not hold in good light that his books be labeled definitively by a certain quasi-group.

You'd ask how I know.

Well it's what we call USING ONE'S BRAIN PROPERLY.

[JoartCC]

Even too ****** to understand that you need to put pieces together

"That's the Mordor line. Not the message of the books."

I guess that's not part of the books, eh?
LOTR is my favorite story, but not because it's fiction. It takes up several issues we face in our real world today.

Too thick to even make a resemblance to anything?

I didn't say that was the message of the books. I said you should start there.

****ing moron.

****ing idiot. Before you post make sure you're posting coherent message.

This forums contains a lot of idiots like the Fix, etc.

Don't add yourself to them.

[Tuggers1986]

.... this is sunlight



.... this is a female.



i think there are a few people in this thread that need to acquaint themselves with both.

Hahahaha. hell yeah

[Mike Tyson77]

[macman]

Let's have Julius Ceaser leading the Roman Legion's as the base, with him as the overall commander.

Possibly the most disciplined army the world has ever seen.

The Roman square could chew up about an attacking formation in close quarters, was tightly disciplined enough to quickly change order from defence to to offence, & provided impressive cover for the archers (hoplites?).


The Elephants & Nazgul are a bit of problem, but with the legion as the base, you could have Gandalf & the eagles running air cover, & the Riders of Rohan for a hit & move runs on the flanks & tying down the elephants.

As long as Ceaser has enough time to prepare, imagine he could come with suitable traps & countermeasures for the elephants
(stake filled pits with a strong enough cover that only something the weight of an elephant breaks them, mobile arbelasts, etc...)


Hell, even bring in the Mongols if you need some really serious cavalry, although they weren't good playing with others

[Spare Moody]

And let's not forget about the Nazgul and the LOTN which is invulnerable from all blows coming from a human.

it's from a man, not a human. either way, this thread blows cause this joart acts way too defensive and has managed to contribute grand jolly **** for feedback in a goofy topic that he couldn't even specify til the 2nd page. probably an alt ****in with everyone and, that being the case, god bless you in your quest.

[JoartCC]

it's from a man, not a human. either way, this thread blows cause this joart acts way too defensive and has managed to contribute grand jolly **** for feedback in a goofy topic that he couldn't even specify til the 2nd page. probably an alt ****in with everyone and, that being the case, god bless you in your quest.

Maybe you are an idiot.

It's a thread duh....

You reap what you sow.

[SnoopySmurf]

Let's say you're a commander of the HUMAN faction during the time of the LOTR.

Assemble an army which you think could defeat the forces of Mordor and its allies.

And specify the composition.

Nuff said... I'm a bookwork in my spare time.

You fail. The only thing you'd command is a bunch of crabs in your crotch.

[JoartCC]

You fail. The only thing you'd command is a bunch of crabs in your crotch.

Actually since you are one of those crabs.. feel free to be an idiot crab.

Afterall sa isang tulad mo na nanay ay putang alimasag... anu pa nga ba ang ilalabas. Isang alimasag na puta.

[black.ink]

You guys are idiots.

There's only one guy that comes to mind when facing an army.

Ash Williams!

That's right. Ash and his boomstick would wipe out any force with no real danger. Army of Darkness?......yeah right...