Originally posted by CarlosG815
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I remember people laughed when i said punching a wooden fence can harden your knuckle
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Originally posted by Rockin' View PostYou've probably also heard of the Legendary Iron Ballz aswell. It's an ancient technique that I've employed for years. It generally started for me at a very young age on the tettor-toter. I was standing there with the end of the teetor-totter between my legs. I told my buddy to jump on the other end for me, WHAP!! My nads took the blow as I crumpled to the ground in pain.
Later, when I grew some fuzz I found another technique. In the locker room after a shower I'd whip out my junk, open the locker and set my nads right where the locker closes. Have a buddy give it a good front kick and WHAP!!! My nads took the blow as I crumpled to the ground in pain.
Now that I am so seasoned at the Iron Ballz technique I enjoy going to night clubs and whispering dirty little words in the pretty ladies ears. Most hear the words, step back and give me a swift kick in the nads. WHAP!!! My nadz take the blow as I crumble to the ground in pain.
Now granted, after all of this punishment my nads have grown thicker and calused and have become more accustomed to excepting the blows as the years have gone on.
My latest technique has taken me all over the world as I take my nadz to the limit. I now am in a world renowned circus working in the baseball throwing tent. Customers throw basenalls at my nadz but few have good aim after their alcoholic adventures with the circus. But every once in awhile a young person with pin point accuracy will unload a cannon into my nutz. WHAP!!!! My nutz except the blow as I crumble to the ground in pain.
You are never too old to start using this masterfull ancient technique. Now when I ride my motorcycle I like to whip out my junk and I am now able to take out mailboxes as I go speeding by, WHAP!!!! I crash and tumble as I lay there crumbled up in pain.
You should start today and very soon you too could posses
Iron Ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............Rockin'
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Unless you're a monk who has all the time in the world to waste his time to punch walls, why the **** would you even need to harden your knuckles? The risk outweighs the reward, and what are you even going to do with harden knuckles anyway? Show your friends you can punch hard walls? You're a grown ass man...
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Originally posted by BG_Knocc_Out View PostUnless you're a monk who has all the time in the world to waste his time to punch walls, why the **** would you even need to harden your knuckles? The risk outweighs the reward, and what are you even going to do with harden knuckles anyway? Show your friends you can punch hard walls? You're a grown ass man...
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