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    #11
    Originally posted by Switch Hitter93 View Post
    My woman was getting a bit mouthy so I said I'll David Price you in a minute you big stiff idiot! She wasn't impressed tried swinging for me.
    Is it because she looks like David Price?
    Tiny beady eyes, 6'8" and weighing in at 280 pounds?

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      #12
      Originally posted by stealthradon View Post
      Is it because she looks like David Price?
      Tiny beady eyes, 6'8" and weighing in at 280 pounds?
      Not quite mate, she's got normal eyes, is 7'8" and weighs at least half a tonne to be fair too her. Her name is Eugene too

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        #13
        Poor Price. The first time I ever saw him, he was kissing the canvas, too. Lol.. He's not a boxer, period.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Switch Hitter93 View Post
          Not quite mate, she's got normal eyes, is 7'8" and weighs at least half a tonne to be fair too her. Her name is Eugene too
          Quite a catch. I can tell your children will be very pretty.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Switch Hitter93 View Post
            My woman was getting a bit mouthy so I said I'll David Price you in a minute you big stiff idiot! She wasn't impressed tried swinging for me.
            You'd David Price her... You mean you'd go down on her?

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              #16
              Originally posted by stealthradon View Post
              Quite a catch. I can tell your children will be very pretty.
              Most definitely we'll call the kids. The eugenics.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BoxingIsGreat View Post
                Poor Price. The first time I ever saw him, he was kissing the canvas, too. Lol.. He's not a boxer, period.
                Hahaha I would say he should continue plumbing but he's probably too tall to be getting under sinks etc for much longer unless he likes being layed down on the floor he's made a career of it
                Last edited by PsychoPat; 04-01-2018, 01:20 PM.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TyroneDeShawn View Post
                  You'd David Price her... You mean you'd go down on her?
                  Haha not quite the going down I had In mind, I was thinking more in terms of being semi conscious laying on the floor wondering where it all went wrong lol

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