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    Nearly got slapped by my bird for telling her I'd David Price her

    My woman was getting a bit mouthy so I said I'll David Price you in a minute you big stiff idiot! She wasn't impressed tried swinging for me.

    #2
    Originally posted by Switch Hitter93 View Post
    My woman was getting a bit mouthy so I said I'll David Price you in a minute you big stiff idiot! She wasn't impressed tried swinging for me.
    So you threatened to either make her wear one of Valuev's old suits or to knock her out brutally?

    And you're surprised that she tried to slap you?

    If the girl's got any self respect I think there's reasonable chance you're gonna be fucking your own hand for a while, man.
    Last edited by Citizen Koba; 04-01-2018, 04:50 AM.

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      #3
      She probably got offended because she has a better chin.

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        #4
        My Wife was furious with that Samoan Bird singing the Samoan and New Zealand national anthems.

        'Turn that s.hit down!!!'

        Good shout to be fair her voice was so high it was affecting my cognition. F.ucker was inducing a stroke ffs.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Koba-Grozny View Post
          So you threatened to either make her wear one of Valuev's old suits or to knock her out brutally?

          And you're surprised that she tried to slap you?

          If the girl's got any self respect I think there's reasonable chance you're gonna be fucking your own hand for a while, man.
          Hahahahaha I hope price retires so we can see him as a pundit for sky in his gazebo suits. And hahaha way things are at the moment I'd get more action out of my hands

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ray* View Post
            She probably got offended because she has a better chin.
            Hahaha its true n she looked all confused til I called her a big stiff idiot that's what sent her wild.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sparked_26 View Post
              My Wife was furious with that Samoan Bird singing the Samoan and New Zealand national anthems.

              'Turn that s.hit down!!!'

              Good shout to be fair her voice was so high it was affecting my cognition. F.ucker was inducing a stroke ffs.
              I see that **** this morning, was horrific, its probably what pacified Parkers cognition to reduce him to a jabber and mover lol

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                #8
                so she nearly lacy'd you.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DreamFighter View Post
                  so she nearly lacy'd you.
                  Pretty much bro, nearly got knocked out lol

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Switch Hitter93 View Post
                    Pretty much bro, nearly got knocked out lol
                    oh that wouldnt be lacying then. a cut would be it fo that.

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