Boxer verb dictionary...

[Roger Mellie]

Evangelistared - To keep company of a hard friend or family member for so long that you start believing yourself to be just as hard,if not harder, only to get painfully beaten back into place.

Roached to refine something from its raw form into something of greater value - did you see Andy turn that weed into a spliff he really roached it good

See, it don't work if it's a compliment, does it? Maybe it'd be more apt if:


Roaching - To take undue or overstated credit for your part in others' natural gifts. Bob claimed that the entire reason that Jessica Alba was hot was due to him telling her to wear pink shoes.

[Edward Hitler]

Mosleying To sit around waiting for something to come and crying about it when it doesn't. Phil was waiting for his girl to come round for 3 hours and she never showed and now hes Mosleying like a complete *****

[Edward Hitler]

See, it don't work if it's a compliment, does it? Maybe it'd be more apt if:


Roaching - To take undue or overstated credit for your part in others' natural gifts. Bob claimed that the entire reason that Jessica Alba was hot was due to him telling her to wear pink shoes.

yeah see what you mean, ill stick to the insulting lol

[Edward Hitler]

Fury all:- doing nothing to obtain something, can also be used when obtaining an item through others poor judgement or mistake. Did you see dales new car he did fury all to get it.

Furied:- to hit ones self in the face by mistake:- did you see bens black eye he was fixing his bike and slipped and fully furied his self in the eye

[-Mbandit-]

Campbelled:To deliberately forge,falsify,abandon,cease,or resign a certain task or situation, in order to achieve maximum or positive results only to learn that said action totally backfired and was in vain as the result was completely opposite of the intended goal.Poor Joe, he lost his job of 10 years and was incarcerated when he faked an injury at work in order to receive workers comp and have time to work on building his side-job janitorial work into an actual business.He was caught after a year of false claims and was incarcerated for 2 years!He totally Campbelled his seemingly ingenious idea!!

Edit:I know the decision was later turned into a N/C but you know what I mean

[Edward Hitler]

Mallignaggiing:- to cry like a utter ***** after losing in a contest, Did you see Charlie Zelenoff when he spat his mouth piece he was mallignaggiing like a wet *****.

[Kevin Jesus]

I just bought a new book "The Boxer Verb Dictionary". It's a great book, just $2.95 in the shops, and it explains how boxers' names have come to be used as verbs in recent years.

Here's a few examples:


To Wlad - To do something methodically and without interest. Has John got those Excel spreadsheet figures yet? Yes, he's Wladding those stats, they'll be here in a predictable and clinical timescale.

Wladded - To rush into a situation carelessly and without due caution, such as getting KO'd easily by an obese South African golfer. Doug drove his car at 100mph thinking he'd made the turning, but he really Wladded it.

Dirrelling - To run or engage in activities in an unco-ordinated, less than manly fashion, possibly even falling over. I can't believe we picked Ben for our soccer team, every time he runs to take a shot at goal he Dirrells it.

Guzmanned - To start out with high expecations but then just completely fall off the radar. Hey, remember when Chris was head of the class, top football player and classmate most voted to get somewhere in life? Well I haven't heard from him in all the years since school broke up... his life really Guzmanned.

Judahed - To underachieve spectacularly, and then end up as a punching bag for anyone to take a swing at. Hey, remember Bruce? We all thought he'd be a brain surgeon or a NASA scientist? Well I heard he ended up working as a toilet attendant in a crack house... he really Judahed his life. What's worse is, he got ***** slapped last week by a hobo from Puerto Rico.

To Kessle. To have a total lack of mental faith; to fold mentally. Bob shot fifteen hoops in a row at last week's basketball game, but as soon as he missed one he just Kessled completely.

Hattoned - To rush into a situation in a foolhardy manner and come unstuck. Similar to being Wladded, only it's a situation you can't get over for fifteen hours. He got Hattoned last week and still needs to lie down over it.

Hopkinated - To take something potentially interesting and make it tedious. I was really looking forward to my hot date with Kate, but when I got her into bed she just kept on putting me in an arm lock and putting her forehead into my eye... she really Hopkinated that ***.

Pavliked - The art of having your potential ludicruously over-inflated by others who aren't thinking it through. Hey, you know Brian, the disabled guy with no legs? I feel sure he's gonna become an Olympic gold medallist for the 100m sprint.

Johnsoning - To moan so vociferously about something being taken from you that by the time you've finished bitching people have forgotten what it was in the first place, and whether they should care. Who took my can of Miller Lite out of the fridge? That was my can. Why do you keep doing this to me? Every thing that's mine, they take. Why? Why they do this to me?

Scullying - The art of hanging onto the nuts of a mediocre talent and proclaiming it to be more, often in the total absence of personal dignity. Wow, you know how the new U2 album was kind of average at best and not up to their usual standard? Well Brad's walking around campus saying it's his favourite album of all time and offering to blow Bono for it. He's really Scullying that album.

Mayweathering - To repeatedly do tasks that are way beneath your abilities and then boast about doing them. Wow, Tommy goes around saying he's the best Xerox operator in the office, but he only photocopies two sheets of paper a day and then tells everyone he's done a thousand.

Witterage - To make a feeble excuse for something that's unlikely to be believed. Hi, Ben? It's me, Peter. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into work today, ummmm... my elbow's hurting a little bit. No, honestly.
See also: De La Hoyying.

Toneying - To let yourself down at the worst possible moment of opportunity. I gave Jack a job as my new **** star, he had a really good six pack and could **** the ladies all night. But when he turned up to the job he had massive ****, stank of B.O. and kept missing so badly he couldn't even get his **** in a vag. Not only that, but we had to wipe the **** shoot from memory as he failed a test afterwards, he really Toneyed the whole thing.

Mundined - To have an extreme adverse effect to minimal adversity. I can't believe it, Tony had a fly bump into his temple and knock him unconscious for fifteen days... that fly really Mundined him.

Katsidding - The art of looking talented at something at a lower level, but failing spectacularly when the level is increased. Wow, Roger really suprised me... when I asked him to draw stick figures he looked like Rembrandt. But then when I asked him to paint a watercolour he couldn't even hold the brush and fell on the floor repeatedly. He really Kastidded that painting.

green k when I can.

[craigus1990]

Benning - To downplay your greatness and acheivments whilst simultaneously glorifying a clearly inferior force over yourself.

Example - Sir Paul Mccartney "Yes, as the beatles we were OK but if U2 were around at the same time then we wouldn't have sold 1 record."

craigus, thanks for playing, but compliments don't work, do they? Only if the end result is ripping the piss out of the target does it work.

Anyway, let me try another:



To Audley - The art of extreme and prolonged self-delusion in the face of overwhelming evidence. Despite the fact that Doug weighed 330lbs and had buck teeth, he repeatedly told everyone he'd lose weight, get handsome and shag Jessica Alba. He really Audleyed his life.

Khaning - The art of getting praise for minor successes while making people overlook your one big mistake. Hey, John's a really good driver, he's driven three cars down the length of a street today, he's great. What? Do I remember that time when he drove a car on the motorway and completely wrote it off in 59 seconds? No, I'm sure he's much different driver with Freddie Roach as instructor.