Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

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I was missing you sexy bum boys.

Classic, I have tried to leave the scene meself and the longest i lasted was about 4 days.

It's ****in' hard going i tell thee.

The scene > smack.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I missed it, babes. Link?

It was a ****ing master peice so it was.

[TheHoff!]

Classic, I have tried to leave the scene meself and the longest i lasted was about 4 days.

It's ****in' hard going i tell thee.

The scene > smack.

After three days I was sweating like Matt in a prenatal class so I was.

[Oasis_Lad]

After three days I was sweating like Matt in a prenatal class so I was.

We should write a script based on our experiences and send it off to Addison.

"My name is Hoff" is a harrowing gritty drama about an ex-sceneaholic dealing with life after Boxingscene.

He finds it hard going without his daily dose of Smokin' claiming he pulled all the bitches in a club but refused to shag them as they were all hefters.

He gets involved with some criminal types from ESB and it culminates in the death of his one true love - Laddie.

[TheHoff!]

We should write a script based on our experiences and send it off to Addison.

"My name is Hoff" is a harrowing gritty drama about an ex-sceneaholic dealing with life after Boxingscene.

He finds it hard going without his daily dose of Smokin' claiming he pulled all the bitches in a club but refused to shag them as they were all hefters.

He gets involved with some criminal types from ESB and it culminates in the death of his one true love - Laddie.

The casting would need to to be right though laddie. None of this hollywood malarkey of giving the parts to big a-list names just to sell the movie. If ****ing Tom Cruise gets the part of the banter zombie I'll go ****ing mad laddie. The role just dont suit him.

We'd have to have a happy ending though darling, we couldn't kill you off. No bleeding chance...or maybe if you did perish at the hands of enraged ESB'ers then a sequel would be in order, where we raise you from the dead (prising you away from our Saddam) to once again enjoy the delights of bum love that myself and Southpaw can offer.

I've already got an actor in mind for the part of Exige:

[Oasis_Lad]

The casting would need to to be right though laddie. None of this hollywood malarkey of giving the parts to big a-list names just to sell the movie. If ****ing Tom Cruise gets the part of the banter zombie I'll go ****ing mad laddie. The role just dont suit him.

We'd have to have a happy ending though darling, we couldn't kill you off. No bleeding chance...or maybe if you did perish at the hands of enraged ESB'ers then a sequel would be in order, where we raise you from the dead (prising you away from our Saddam) to once again enjoy the delights of bum love that myself and Southpaw can offer.

I've already got an actor in mind for the part of Exige:

A nice bit of casting there, babes.

I smell a franchise in the works.

[TheHoff!]

A nice bit of casting there, babes.

I smell a franchise in the works.

Oscars are a sure thing me darling. How about Eddie Murphy up for best supporting actor for his part as Jack the ******.

My name is Hoff > Die Hard.

Shag yer later > yippykayay mother****er!

[Oasis_Lad]

Oscars are a sure thing me darling. How about Eddie Murphy up for best supporting actor for his part as Jack the ******.

My name is Hoff > Die Hard.

Shag yer later > yippykayay mother****er!

I don't think Eddie's got the range to play jack. He is similar in size though.

Shag yer later will become the greatest catchphrase of all time and be printed on billions of t-shirts worldwide.

[TheHoff!]

I don't think Eddie's got the range to play jack. He is similar in size though.

Shag yer later will become the greatest catchphrase of all time and be printed on billions of t-shirts worldwide.

Young children will watch the film, then afterwards their mothers will ask them "How did you like the film son?" and their answer will be "I really ****ing enjoyed it so I did".

Bring it on shag monkeys!

[Oasis_Lad]

Young children will watch the film, then afterwards their mothers will ask them "How did you like the film son?" and their answer will be "I really ****ing enjoyed it so I did".

Bring it on shag monkeys!

What a world it would be.

Utopia, here us bum boys come.... brace yourself.