Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

There once was a guy named Laddie

Who kidnapped a girl named Maddie

No, Maddie's not dead

She's locked in his shed

And these days she calls him her daddy

Not a bad Limerick.

[Flabulous]

Someone is pretending to be me.

[Tuggers1986]

I've missed you lot!!! I'm gonna try and get on as much as possible now

Have a missed much?

[Clegg]

I've missed you lot!!! I'm gonna try and get on as much as possible now

Have a missed much?

Some idiots left, but then three times as many idiots appeared to take their place.

[BOLLOCKS]

I've missed you lot!!! I'm gonna try and get on as much as possible now

Have a missed much?

Everyone you knew and loved is dead.

[BOLLOCKS]

War Cotto!

Now Tony will win for sure.

[D-MiZe]

Did you spend all your points on a BS hooker?

[BOLLOCKS]

I spent 'em all on a pic of Lady Boss' ****.

[Tuggers1986]

Some idiots left, but then three times as many idiots appeared to take their place.

That's why I left to be honest mate

But to be honest I've realised I need to stop living in the past and wishing for this place to be like days gone by

[Tuggers1986]

Everyone you knew and loved is dead.

Except you, laddie, stinger, chunk and clegg xxxxx