Some of the highlights from my Pap ghostwriting session from last year. Feel free to add your own.
“You rappers are like Firefox, I got tabs on you�
“MC’s are like Laserdiscs, ‘cos don’t nobody play you�
“Rappers are solar eclipses, ‘cos you ain’t seein� me�
“You rappers are like dead bee’s to me, you got no buzz�
“You got no bread, I roll up and bust your bagel/you’re girl
licked my breadstick, I shot crumbs on the table�
“She gave me head but didn’t bite it like a mantis/I’m down by law like a legal library in built in Atlantis�
“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones�
“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it�
“This chickenhead started chirping, I said ‘Get on Twitter�/She almost threw a fit, I told her ‘get fitter’”
“I’ll box you out, put you in a box and then call you Jack in the Box.�
“I’m like past-due milk, the ladies like to spoil me�
“I popped this punk in the eye, called him ‘chicken� and sent him back to Popeyes�
“You drunker than Joe Namath if you think I gonna kiss and tell a reporter, bitch�
“Make my c.r.e.a.m. then I go and steal Wendy’s/ I lick shots like you lick Ice creams at Wendys�
“My Nina will make your dome look like Hurricane Katrina�
“Bust you in the eye with my iphone/now you can see where the future lies�
“I tell a ***** I take her to my white castle/then i buy that ***** a burger from White Castle with no hassle�
“Don’t dog me doggy, y’all hop to it like fleas/after this Jive
deal I wanna branch out, like trees�"
“Stop barking, dog � make like a tree and leave/me and your spouse got high and hit it, like a treehouse be�
“You’re on my case like this was CSI/might make me flip like Nintendo DSi�
“Me and Remy go together like soda and Remy/you wanna act-up, I’mma hand you an Emmy�
“Sound the alarm, ‘cos it’s thugification and Pap’s here/bitches come see every year like they get they pap smear�
“I say ‘Slay, go slay ‘em� and he said, ‘Kay�/you want drama? I’m the king, like my man Kay Slay�
“Don’t try to play me son, I don’t kid/I’ll make like Mario Kart and put red shells in your lid
I hope Gold Mac reads this thread
“You rappers are like Firefox, I got tabs on you�
“MC’s are like Laserdiscs, ‘cos don’t nobody play you�
“Rappers are solar eclipses, ‘cos you ain’t seein� me�
“You rappers are like dead bee’s to me, you got no buzz�
“You got no bread, I roll up and bust your bagel/you’re girl
licked my breadstick, I shot crumbs on the table�
“She gave me head but didn’t bite it like a mantis/I’m down by law like a legal library in built in Atlantis�
“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones�
“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it�
“This chickenhead started chirping, I said ‘Get on Twitter�/She almost threw a fit, I told her ‘get fitter’”
“I’ll box you out, put you in a box and then call you Jack in the Box.�
“I’m like past-due milk, the ladies like to spoil me�
“I popped this punk in the eye, called him ‘chicken� and sent him back to Popeyes�
“You drunker than Joe Namath if you think I gonna kiss and tell a reporter, bitch�
“Make my c.r.e.a.m. then I go and steal Wendy’s/ I lick shots like you lick Ice creams at Wendys�
“My Nina will make your dome look like Hurricane Katrina�
“Bust you in the eye with my iphone/now you can see where the future lies�
“I tell a ***** I take her to my white castle/then i buy that ***** a burger from White Castle with no hassle�
“Don’t dog me doggy, y’all hop to it like fleas/after this Jive
deal I wanna branch out, like trees�"
“Stop barking, dog � make like a tree and leave/me and your spouse got high and hit it, like a treehouse be�
“You’re on my case like this was CSI/might make me flip like Nintendo DSi�
“Me and Remy go together like soda and Remy/you wanna act-up, I’mma hand you an Emmy�
“Sound the alarm, ‘cos it’s thugification and Pap’s here/bitches come see every year like they get they pap smear�
“I say ‘Slay, go slay ‘em� and he said, ‘Kay�/you want drama? I’m the king, like my man Kay Slay�
“Don’t try to play me son, I don’t kid/I’ll make like Mario Kart and put red shells in your lid
I hope Gold Mac reads this thread
Can't figure anything out that ****** but I be happy to bump this. Hilarious 
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