Hypothetical question about nurses

[TheMyspaceDayz]

If you woke up on a hospital bed to a nurse ******* you off at 2 AM, would you report her?

How would you even go about doing it if she is a well respected nurse and you’re a bit of a scumbag?

[Willy Wanker]

I would just keep that business between me and her hand. I'd keep quiet, wouldn't want her to lose her job.

If it was a male nurse, I'll let it slide the first time but I'll tell him not to do that again.

[Razor Ramon]

Reasonably attractive female nurse or horrific female/any kind of male nurse? Former, take the happy ending, latter, report for sexual assault, sue hospital, get happy ending elsewhere.

[True-Boxing-Fan]

I’d just keep it cool and let her do her thing.

That’s actually a dream scenario of mine if I ever have an extended stay in the hospital.

And I would never do anything to compromise the nurse from treating me like a king.

[True-Boxing-Fan]

If it was a male nurse, I'll let it slide the first time but I'll tell him not to do that again.

For me id prolly keep it cool the first time. If he has soft warm hands and used location and his technique is Class A. I prolly wouldn’t say anything if he came back to milk me again.

But if his technique was horrible and his hands were not soft at all. I’d politely say don’t do that again after exploding all over his face.

[Willy Wanker]

Reasonably attractive female nurse or horrific female/any kind of male nurse? Former, take the happy ending, latter, report for sexual assault, sue hospital, get happy ending elsewhere.

I like your logic cause women do the same thing.

Hitting on a woman depends on level of attractiveness. If the guy is attractive, he's just being friendly and sweet. If the guy isn't attractive, then it's creepy and he gets reported for sexual harrassment.

Different strokes, for different folks I guess.

[Willy Wanker]

For me id prolly keep it cool the first time. If he has soft warm hands and used location and his technique is Class A. I prolly wouldn’t say anything if he came back to milk me again.

But if his technique was horrible and his hands were not soft at all. I’d politely say don’t do that again after exploding all over his face.

I hear you man. I wouldn't want him to get fired for trying to do a favor for me.

But if his technique is that bad I'd probably give him some pointers, so when he moves on to the next patient, he'll be more prepared.

[GGG Gloveking]

Nope. Not at all. She can come back every night

[Beercules]

Last time I was in the hospital (you guys know I habe a stomach issue, probably due to alcohol abuse but that's another story)



I WISH my nurse jacked me off at 2am but I was busy throwing up into a bag





****ing smoking Latina. Had to be Puerto Rican or Dominican.

[billeau2]

I’d just keep it cool and let her do her thing.

That’s actually a dream scenario of mine if I ever have an extended stay in the hospital.

And I would never do anything to compromise the nurse from treating me like a king.

Im in the hospital right now lol. They are flirty, they will "examine" you, and man... do they smell nice. Would love a happy examination! Too much to lose I guess. But yeah that would be nice.