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    #1

    Where did you lose your ******ity and who did you lose it to?

    I might as well get the ball rolling........

    I lost mine in a rundown motel to a crack whore with severe mental issues.

    Last edited by HitmanTommy; 01-27-2021, 06:25 PM.
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    #2
    Back seat of a Nissan Altima to a girl heavier than I would like to admit

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      #3
      back of a building behind one of those big green electric boxes (middle school thing) with some1 i messed with at the time

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        #4
        15 and in my bed. Italian/Polish chick.



        Lasted a solid 6 minutes too


        #5
        To my sister in McDonald's, it's on YouTube.

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          #6
          at 14... this new chick from Staten island moved into the hood, she was about 16 and looked 26...stacked. I did not know my A s s from my Elbow. My mother sees her and tells her "my son will show you around," tells me this, I am like "Who is this girl?" expecting to see a real piece of work... fat, ugly with ***** and all...

          So this chick shows up, I take one look at her and WISH FOR A FAT UGLY TROLL!! I mean guys, I am so outta my league and I was a smart kid and knew it. I take another look... maybe she can be an older sister of sorts... haha! starting to get weird feelings in the groin. So 'Laura' introduces herself and no... she is not going for the "Im a more mature girl, two years older, authority" thing. So we are like on a date. A what?! we wind up going back to her place after scoring some Cheba in the the mall at central Park. Thats what weed was called back then.

          One thing leads to another... She was a great girl, she did me so right... after that? she was f uc king men. I never begrudged her a bit. I even hung with her a few times.

          That experience taught me a lot. It was scary, but when I see these biatches who get seduced female teachers that are sexy as sexy can be I want to smack them in the head and tell them to shut up and say "thank you." Nothing like a real stacked babe to guide you through. My two boys poo poo'ed me... But I told both of them when they started to really appreciate female ways, that I would spring for a visit to a bunny ranch in Nevada. I wish my old man would have done that for me. So I consider myself very lucky.
          Last edited by billeau2; 01-27-2021, 07:15 PM.

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            #7
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            15 and in my bed. Italian/Polish chick.



            Lasted a solid 6 minutes too


            #8
            Originally posted by billeau2 View Post
            Thats not bad! I had cheba (weed) in me and was going to blow... My strategy was to blow quick and have a thoughtful second ... Unfortunately I did execute the first part, but the second was also pretty quick!
            I'm a true stud




            This is the chick that I told you guys would eventually stab my ass in the arm with a fork.

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              #9
              I smashed this chick in the hood..... I bust within seconds.

              ......... Good thing cuz her snatch smelled like Ass Fillet

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                #10
                At home with my girlfriend while my parents were out of town. Lasted forever because I realized I couldn't feel a damn thing with a rubber on.

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