Broke my collarbone trying to jump a picnic table with my bike. Knocked myself out trying to take my shirt off to survey the damage. Hurt level 6/10
Broke my hand in a bar fight when the Canucks were being eliminated (lol) and I didn’t realize it was broken for a week. Figured it was bruised. 2/10
Mom locked me out of the house when I went to a party she insisted I don’t go to. Tipped a canoe onto the house so I could use it as a ladder to access a window. It goes sideways and I break my foot. 10/10
Broke my hand in a bar fight when the Canucks were being eliminated (lol) and I didn’t realize it was broken for a week. Figured it was bruised. 2/10
Mom locked me out of the house when I went to a party she insisted I don’t go to. Tipped a canoe onto the house so I could use it as a ladder to access a window. It goes sideways and I break my foot. 10/10
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