I'm not real sure when it started but it seems like the entire time I've been online, so since 1999 when the Sega Dreamcast dropped, the internet has let us know we're well hated across the world.
Which, I think is pretty interesting given...you know....y'all still on our nuts.
What I don't see is enough push back. I do it from time to time but I feel like my fellow Americans roll over for y'all way too easy and way too quickly.
I'm not actually big on putting down other nations. It's fun in the context of boxing for some such nonsense rivalry but in the big scheme I just like world history and such too much to really want to go after say the UK or China.
However, I don't feel like we need to talk **** about them to son them. We just don't take any pride in our accomplishments anymore.
The old inventors' statuses have been stripped from them because euros like to pretend a half ass prototype found in a shop is an invention. Market ready? **** no. Working? Halfway. Invention doe. And y'all just agree with them....wtf. You know who invented film? 'Course you do. Why TF do you let some Euro tell you some mug who never figured out a system he could bring to market invented ****? There's millions of almost theres in like every goddamn thing. The man who figured it out and actually made it work is the inventor. Thomas has many.
Outside of that our current status is always under attack and youse just go with it.
Y'all on PC? Smartphone? Game Machine? Who invented that ****? Japan can mass produce an American invention and dominate the market but is that not the Americanization of Japan? Not the other way around is it.
****ing love Queen. That's rock music though. The English take our music, perform it better, and call themselves influential. Like ass, that's just the Americanization of the England.
Y'all boxing fans, who made boxing a global sport? Was that the BBBoC? EBU? Oh, ****, WBA/WBC? ****.
****ing internet. Two Americans and a limey....we share that credit huh? On American infrastructure....which is why we held the internet by the balls.
This website? American.
GOT? Mando? That's some America right there the world absolutely adores.
Get lost and whip out yer GPS? Uncle Sam got your back.
You typing at me with a keyboard? Touchscreen? Controller and onscreen KB? America gave you that.
Social Media? yeah....Americanization of the whole damn planet.
The world is getting up, turning on their lights, put on their Jordans, jeans, and t-shirts, grabbing their phones, get online, log into american sites, listen to music that falls under rock, rap, hip-hop, blues, country, or jazz, watch american shows and movies, while using windows, iOS, or android because linux is ****, and using peripheral communication device also dreamed up by Americans, to talk **** about America. Then get in their cars, turn on their Bluetooth and GPS and drive abouts like they ain't dependents.
Maybe a little less Blue vs Red, Left vs Right, ******* vs Conservative and a little more America vs The World would be nice.
Just think about the **** you do, how much that **** influences the whole planet, and where that **** came from, and remind these ungrateful ****s where the comfort in their lives actually came from.
Brought to you by a straight, male, american, inventor. Why me and not some Euro? Some Chinese lady? Maybe because America has better laws for me than anywhere else on the planet provides anyone else. Maybe Tesla came to the states to create AC for the same reason why America still dominates innovation? Because our laws are something to be proud of...some of them.... Our laws are the best in the world for creators. We're not smarter than Englishmen. We're freer. Be proud. I am not a better human being than some rando China lady trying to make the same **** as me and always ending up two steps behind. I have the power of American infrastructure, American laws, and the US mother ****ing Navy behind me. Could not ask for a better leg up and that's why we got patents while the world just waits on us to make new **** to talk **** at us with. It is something to be proud of. When your euro bud is telling you about Mando you should feel some level of pride and not let him then tell you America is a ****ty nation.
Still the hegemony, but, lost our damn respect.
Can you even imagine an actual new genre of music coming from the old world? Not something derivative of American music but something sister to American music derived from the same old world sources as American music? Yeah....me either, and in a nutshell that is my beef. Don't bring nothing to the table and then tell me my table is ass.
Which, I think is pretty interesting given...you know....y'all still on our nuts.
What I don't see is enough push back. I do it from time to time but I feel like my fellow Americans roll over for y'all way too easy and way too quickly.
I'm not actually big on putting down other nations. It's fun in the context of boxing for some such nonsense rivalry but in the big scheme I just like world history and such too much to really want to go after say the UK or China.
However, I don't feel like we need to talk **** about them to son them. We just don't take any pride in our accomplishments anymore.
The old inventors' statuses have been stripped from them because euros like to pretend a half ass prototype found in a shop is an invention. Market ready? **** no. Working? Halfway. Invention doe. And y'all just agree with them....wtf. You know who invented film? 'Course you do. Why TF do you let some Euro tell you some mug who never figured out a system he could bring to market invented ****? There's millions of almost theres in like every goddamn thing. The man who figured it out and actually made it work is the inventor. Thomas has many.
Outside of that our current status is always under attack and youse just go with it.
Y'all on PC? Smartphone? Game Machine? Who invented that ****? Japan can mass produce an American invention and dominate the market but is that not the Americanization of Japan? Not the other way around is it.
****ing love Queen. That's rock music though. The English take our music, perform it better, and call themselves influential. Like ass, that's just the Americanization of the England.
Y'all boxing fans, who made boxing a global sport? Was that the BBBoC? EBU? Oh, ****, WBA/WBC? ****.
****ing internet. Two Americans and a limey....we share that credit huh? On American infrastructure....which is why we held the internet by the balls.
This website? American.
GOT? Mando? That's some America right there the world absolutely adores.
Get lost and whip out yer GPS? Uncle Sam got your back.
You typing at me with a keyboard? Touchscreen? Controller and onscreen KB? America gave you that.
Social Media? yeah....Americanization of the whole damn planet.
The world is getting up, turning on their lights, put on their Jordans, jeans, and t-shirts, grabbing their phones, get online, log into american sites, listen to music that falls under rock, rap, hip-hop, blues, country, or jazz, watch american shows and movies, while using windows, iOS, or android because linux is ****, and using peripheral communication device also dreamed up by Americans, to talk **** about America. Then get in their cars, turn on their Bluetooth and GPS and drive abouts like they ain't dependents.
Maybe a little less Blue vs Red, Left vs Right, ******* vs Conservative and a little more America vs The World would be nice.
Just think about the **** you do, how much that **** influences the whole planet, and where that **** came from, and remind these ungrateful ****s where the comfort in their lives actually came from.
Brought to you by a straight, male, american, inventor. Why me and not some Euro? Some Chinese lady? Maybe because America has better laws for me than anywhere else on the planet provides anyone else. Maybe Tesla came to the states to create AC for the same reason why America still dominates innovation? Because our laws are something to be proud of...some of them.... Our laws are the best in the world for creators. We're not smarter than Englishmen. We're freer. Be proud. I am not a better human being than some rando China lady trying to make the same **** as me and always ending up two steps behind. I have the power of American infrastructure, American laws, and the US mother ****ing Navy behind me. Could not ask for a better leg up and that's why we got patents while the world just waits on us to make new **** to talk **** at us with. It is something to be proud of. When your euro bud is telling you about Mando you should feel some level of pride and not let him then tell you America is a ****ty nation.
Still the hegemony, but, lost our damn respect.
Can you even imagine an actual new genre of music coming from the old world? Not something derivative of American music but something sister to American music derived from the same old world sources as American music? Yeah....me either, and in a nutshell that is my beef. Don't bring nothing to the table and then tell me my table is ass.
), but I actually prefer Ubuntu to Windows just from an ease of use and reliability perspective.
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