[REAL TALK] Any of you guys ever **** a stripper?

[Beercules]

And not some girl you were dating who happened to be a stripper.


As in, you went to the Titty Bar, and ended up ****ing a stripper?

Or maybe some head?


:boobies: :*******:

[Sugar Adam Ali]

Yes...

I use to **** a girl for a few months in college, and then a year later, I was downtown with a few of my boys after work one night and we popped in to local strip club big Als and she was dancing..

I got a ******* one time from a girl at same strip club.. VIP room for a few dances and this chick ****** my ****.. no extra money, she was just a ****sucker

Crazyhorse in Nashville, I picked up this nice big titty blonde.. had her dance for me most of the night, and then invited her back to my hotel.. I was shocked when she actually came over after the club closed.. costed me about a $400 "tip" at the club.. continued to **** her afterwards when I was in Tennessee for work

Pittsburgh there was a strip club that was in this abandoned apartment building,, the club was main floor, small, cramped, but nice.. but upstairs was where you got private dances, and it literally was like going to a crackhouse apartment. They had a guard with security monitors upstairs, but as you passed him, it was just a long apartment hallway but all the doors were taken off the rooms.. each room was just some carpet, a couch, and a bathroom with no door.. very sketchy but I was drunk and found this bimbo with nice fake ****...
total bimbo that asked where I was from and I told her Illinois and she said "that's so great, Must be nice living by the ocean" Lmao
Anyways, I got dances from her upstairs, I talked her into letting me have my **** out and got her to give a handjob and occasionally act like she was grinding her face in my crotch for the cameras, but was actually giving me alittle head.. she was afraid of security, I didn't really give a ****.. right as I was about to nut, I held her face down and shot a load down her throat and on her face.. I quickly zipped up and she said "some it went up my nose" lmao poor thing

[Beercules]

Yes...

I use to **** a girl for a few months in college, and then a year later, I was downtown with a few of my boys after work one night and we popped in to local strip club big Als and she was dancing..

I got a ******* one time from a girl at same strip club.. VIP room for a few dances and this chick ****** my ****.. no extra money, she was just a ****sucker

Crazyhorse in Nashville, I picked up this nice big titty blonde.. had her dance for me most of the night, and then invited her back to my hotel.. I was shocked when she actually came over after the club closed.. costed me about a $400 "tip" at the club.. continued to **** her afterwards when I was in Tennessee for work

Pittsburgh there was a strip club that was in this abandoned apartment building,, the club was main floor, small, cramped, but nice.. but upstairs was where you got private dances, and it literally was like going to a crackhouse apartment. They had a guard with security monitors upstairs, but as you passed him, it was just a long apartment hallway but all the doors were taken off the rooms.. each room was just some carpet, a couch, and a bathroom with no door.. very sketchy but I was drunk and found this bimbo with nice fake ****...
total bimbo that asked where I was from and I told her Illinois and she said "that's so great, Must be nice living by the ocean" Lmao
Anyways, I got dances from her upstairs, I talked her into letting me have my **** out and got her to give a handjob and occasionally act like she was grinding her face in my crotch for the cameras, but was actually giving me alittle head.. she was afraid of security, I didn't really give a ****.. right as I was about to nut, I held her face down and shot a load down her throat and on her face.. I quickly zipped up and she said "some it went up my nose" lmao poor thing

damn man I have to hit up a strip club with you.


And lmfao " total bimbo that asked where I was from and I told her Illinois and she said "that's so great, Must be nice living by the ocean" Lmao

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

Oh Adam...tell me a bed time story....:wank:

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[Tomjas]

Not sure it qualifies but ...

Good friend of mine is a sensational looking woman who used to be married to a famous sportsman

One night, I am out on the gas and drop into a bar/lap dancing club with a few mates and who should be on stage but my friend

Story goes that her divorce had been finalized that day and she went out with a few gfs to celebrate, had a few too many and decided to do a bit of pole dancing (as you do!)

Anyway, I pulled up a pew and when she came my way, tried to slip a bill into her g-string

Seeing it was me, she basically burst into tears and took off

Tried to call her the next day to no avail before getting a knock on the door one night

Long story short, friends with benefits for a while before settling upon friendship (note to others: some really attractive women have issues)

Funniest thing was that her ex was insanely jealous and had hated me for years because he thought we were shagging during their marriage but never did until his jealousy caused her to leave him

There's a message there somewhere but whatever the case, at least I can say that I have "****** a stripper" and unlike you guys, I didnt have to pay for it

[CatchAndShoot]

Yes...

I use to **** a girl for a few months in college, and then a year later, I was downtown with a few of my boys after work one night and we popped in to local strip club big Als and she was dancing..

I got a ******* one time from a girl at same strip club.. VIP room for a few dances and this chick ****** my ****.. no extra money, she was just a ****sucker

Crazyhorse in Nashville, I picked up this nice big titty blonde.. had her dance for me most of the night, and then invited her back to my hotel.. I was shocked when she actually came over after the club closed.. costed me about a $400 "tip" at the club.. continued to **** her afterwards when I was in Tennessee for work

Pittsburgh there was a strip club that was in this abandoned apartment building,, the club was main floor, small, cramped, but nice.. but upstairs was where you got private dances, and it literally was like going to a crackhouse apartment. They had a guard with security monitors upstairs, but as you passed him, it was just a long apartment hallway but all the doors were taken off the rooms.. each room was just some carpet, a couch, and a bathroom with no door.. very sketchy but I was drunk and found this bimbo with nice fake ****...
total bimbo that asked where I was from and I told her Illinois and she said "that's so great, Must be nice living by the ocean" Lmao
Anyways, I got dances from her upstairs, I talked her into letting me have my **** out and got her to give a handjob and occasionally act like she was grinding her face in my crotch for the cameras, but was actually giving me alittle head.. she was afraid of security, I didn't really give a ****.. right as I was about to nut, I held her face down and shot a load down her throat and on her face.. I quickly zipped up and she said "some it went up my nose" lmao poor thing

You ever been to Scores off Mannheim Rd? Heard they **** for the right price over there. Never tried.

[Kosta]

Paying for *** has never been my thing but some allowable exceptions

When in Amsterdam it's just standard procedure just for the banter with the lads.

In Thailand despite its rep it's so criminally easy to pull birds I don't really understand why prostitution is so large there. Maybe when I'm 75 I'll get it but when I was travelling there as a young man I was taking back Thai students from the clubs in pairs a few times. The only time I ever paid in Thailand is when a girl who I didn't realise was a joker threatened to get her "boys" to come to my hotel room with some acid if k didn't pay (this was after we had breakfast in the hotel the morning after btw) so obviously I paid her the 2000 baht (40 quid I think. Probs 55 dollars)

Stripper wise yes when in Spain in 2014 my mates paid for a 45 year old Romanian milf working the poles to give me a bj. Was nice she started with a Jonny then ripped it off me and just swallowed it all. Thanks lads

[Sugar Adam Ali]

You ever been to Scores off Mannheim Rd? Heard they **** for the right price over there. Never tried.

No I don't think so,,, maybe, what city?

[The Tribe]

Yeah, a few college girls who were strippers on the side. I didn't pick them up at the clubs though, we'd just hook and afterwards I'd find out about them stripping. I made sure to glove up after I found out.

[NYG]

Yes...

I use to **** a girl for a few months in college, and then a year later, I was downtown with a few of my boys after work one night and we popped in to local strip club big Als and she was dancing..

I got a ******* one time from a girl at same strip club.. VIP room for a few dances and this chick ****** my ****.. no extra money, she was just a ****sucker

Crazyhorse in Nashville, I picked up this nice big titty blonde.. had her dance for me most of the night, and then invited her back to my hotel.. I was shocked when she actually came over after the club closed.. costed me about a $400 "tip" at the club.. continued to **** her afterwards when I was in Tennessee for work

Pittsburgh there was a strip club that was in this abandoned apartment building,, the club was main floor, small, cramped, but nice.. but upstairs was where you got private dances, and it literally was like going to a crackhouse apartment. They had a guard with security monitors upstairs, but as you passed him, it was just a long apartment hallway but all the doors were taken off the rooms.. each room was just some carpet, a couch, and a bathroom with no door.. very sketchy but I was drunk and found this bimbo with nice fake ****...
total bimbo that asked where I was from and I told her Illinois and she said "that's so great, Must be nice living by the ocean" Lmao
Anyways, I got dances from her upstairs, I talked her into letting me have my **** out and got her to give a handjob and occasionally act like she was grinding her face in my crotch for the cameras, but was actually giving me alittle head.. she was afraid of security, I didn't really give a ****.. right as I was about to nut, I held her face down and shot a load down her throat and on her face.. I quickly zipped up and she said "some it went up my nose" lmao poor thing

Lmao at the last sentence