What do you do when someone says you have no balls?

[RightJab]

Show them off (glitter them up 1st) for maximum effect.

Penisise....

[BERNIE'S CORNER]

In a nut shell......

[Beercules]

In a nut shell......

My little ass cat has a bigger sword than that.



It's a girl.

[AlexKid]

Show them off (glitter them up 1st) for maximum effect.

Penisise....

lel glitter them up, to be honest she would probably like that, but she wont get to see my balls, she had her 1 chance and she doesn't get another

Soon she will be past her prime and so no fcuks will be given by me and it will be awesome to regain complete no fcuks given status, which im kinda close to now anyway

Only then might I offer her my friendship, and friend zone her!

[RightJab]

lel glitter them up, to be honest she would probably like that, but she wont get to see my balls, she had her 1 chance and she doesn't get another

Well if you gave her one chance already, yeah, *** her. Doesn't deserve glitter balls (look at them shining....see them shining!)



I keep ending up on an alexkid thread 1st, soon as I get in from work.... Might have to start keeping it up, it's a weird ***in habit i'm picking up but this be 3 nights in a row!

Drink a bottle of vodka, neat. And they're top threads, would read again!

Balls hang too low when incognito.

[DARKSEID]

lel glitter them up, to be honest she would probably like that, but she wont get to see my balls, she had her 1 chance and she doesn't get another

Soon she will be past her prime and so no fcuks will be given by me and it will be awesome to regain complete no fcuks given status, which im kinda close to now anyway

Only then might I offer her my friendship, and friend zone her!

War Alexkid. You're never going to lose your ******ity anyway, keep it up.

[Elroy The Great]

theyre just words

[AlexKid]

Well if you gave her one chance already, yeah, *** her. Doesn't deserve glitter balls (look at them shining....see them shining!)



I keep ending up on an alexkid thread 1st, soon as I get in from work.... Might have to start keeping it up, it's a weird ***in habit i'm picking up but this be 3 nights in a row!

Drink a bottle of vodka, neat. And they're top threads, would read again!

Balls hang too low when incognito.

I know like my balls are like really good looking and they would be really shiny with all that glitter, such awesome balls, they contain high IQ athletic good looking *****s too! I cant believe someone would throw away gold like that!

Not that she would have been anything but a walking facial had she said yes.

[AlexKid]

When I no longer am attracted I will befriend her. She will like that.

Pretty sure my IQ is better than hers I scored pretty high. Most women are in the mid range a bit higher than the average guy but not by much, she is probably in that range.

My looks definitely better, can be measured via symmetries ratios etc

Im more athletic, she may carry better genes for strength as an endomorph, but Im pretty strong naturally too

Point is the things that cant be attained that you are either born with or not I am better at, for the most part, I am the prize.

Jobs, being a good person, money etc can all be attained at any time, so they dont count as much

[True-Boxing-Fan]

But that person (a woman) just hides behind men that do have balls? She doesn't actually do anything courageous at all.

Also what if you have more balls than most because you have to overcome and anxiety condition (ie negative extreme thinking) AND do the balsy thing too? So it makes you seem less courageous than you actually are?

What would you say to that person?

Well I know what you'd do if someone told you that you have no balls.

You'd get on your knees and put their beef in your mouth and drink their co ck nectar.