[REAL TALK] David Lee Roth of Van Halen has a donkey dong

[Zaroku]

B.UTLER
This chick was fine.. but to a rock star she was a dong wipe like big daddy buttler

I’d sell butlers soul for a slice of that azz pie

this chick without makeup etc was flawless

I’d like to think her poon was big

but she married a rich dude and lives great

take away— go for broke- amazing hoes need men to lay that pipe and maintain fences

[Willy Wanker]

I heard David Lee Roth is packing some serious heat in his pants.

He had groupies lined up ready to see that monster. I wonder how many hot teachers he ****** with that horse ****?

[FinitoxDinamita]

I heard David Lee Roth is packing some serious heat in his pants.

He had groupies lined up ready to see that monster. I wonder how many hot teachers he ****** with that horse ****?

More serious than Tommy Lee's you think?

[Willy Wanker]

More serious than Tommy Lee's you think?

Maybe, or possibly equal.

[Zaroku]

More serious than Tommy Lee's you think?

I think yes.. he broke this fine Japanese female almost in half

she is still looking for dibgzilla!

[Zaroku]

Oh hoe hash she said it was thicker than my wrist
God must hate butler more than me!

I got standard operating tool..

butler could do chin ups off that monster man meat.

I kid myself saying size don’t matter and I believe this, but there are size queens who can and want donkey Dong

[i_am_a_champ]

I heard David Lee Roth is packing some serious heat in his pants.

He had groupies lined up ready to see that monster. I wonder how many hot teachers he ****** with that horse ****?

Another more than our Gerbil dongs

[Zaroku]

I’d never knowingly follow donkey Dong David Lee Ram Rod Roth

[Guest]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Zaroku]

Pics or it didn't happen.

How about a tramp speaking about his chorizo
I’d never follow a donkey Dong

she kept saying it was like a beer can