500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[revs1227]

150.) You once turned down your girlfriend's ***ual advances because a fight was coming on.
been there lolll
thats the only hting i turn it down 4!
i dunno the # but
you walk around work stop look around 2 see if n e ones there throw ur favorite combonation and continue workin

[jai mari078]

When you're an aspiring rapper and hope to get signed to Floyd Mayweathers record label.

When you start shadow boxing after thinking of an upcoming fight.

When you play Fight Night every three months to give yourself a proper rest in between bouts.

When you plan vacation time around a big fight weekend.

When you've contiplated quitting your job to watch a big fight.

When you go through with it.

When your son looks like a fighter you dislike and it strains your relationship.

I've done that. My girfriend and I went to Hawaii the weeken after the DeLaHoya-Mayweather fight. I told her she got lucky it didn't fall on the same weekend because she would be going to Hawaii by hersel. I even watched Klitschko-Brewster while there eventhough that fight ******.

[thatguysimmsy]

227. You compare other sports inane rants to Larry Merchant

[thatguysimmsy]

228. During an HBO fight you try and figure out what Liquor Merchant is drinking that night...

[thatguysimmsy]

You remember drinking at a bar that your favorite fighter was at, even before he was big time... (True Story)

[thatguysimmsy]

that was 229, sorry

[warp1432]

230: Whenever you hear the name bernard in public you instantly think "HE WAS ROBBED GODDAMIT!"

231: When struck in the balls you cover the back of your head, just incase the guy decides to pull a Zab.

[thatguysimmsy]

232. You also won't fight Peurto Rican's because DLH's wife asked him not to

[SkillspayBills]

232. You also won't fight Peurto Rican's because DLH's wife asked him not to

LMAORTF I didn't think this thread would turn out THIS funny, great job everyone, we are getting closer and closer each day.

233. The only reason you remember your anniversary is because it was the day Buster Douglas beat Mike tyson
234. You listen to 50 cent because you know he is freinds with Floyd Mayweather
235. You purposley go to jail to take the "Hopkins" route to being a boxer.
236. You put on oven mitts while cooking and start shadow boxing with them.

[ICEMAN JOHN SCULLY]

When you constantly call your daughter's pacifier her "mouthpiece"