Freak Matches To Come

[Dr. Frank]

Yep Tony Halme fought Randy Couture in Randy's UFC debut. He was Ludvig Borga in WWF. Also Jake Hager, Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley to name a few.

I had to look up Tony Halme and Jake hager.

One of the funniest was that MC Punk guy. Talked all that shit, then got owned by a bum. What's funnier is he was surprised he couldn't fight.

[The Old LefHook]

People want to see the strongest men maul each other like bears. Hapthor vs Eddie Hall should be fascinating. I don't believe Eddie will have the stamina to go past a round. The Great Alexyev vs any of today's strongmen would have been interesting.

By the way, I have never seen a single one of these guys with a milking muscle. And if they had it, you would see it. Why? Because it is a show stopper, by buggery, and a natural for the small tent.

[Anthony342]

I had to look up Tony Halme and Jake hager.

One of the funniest was that MC Punk guy. Talked all that shit, then got owned by a bum. What's funnier is he was surprised he couldn't fight.

Yep, deserved it too. Guy's a douche. People that follow the wrestling business and report on it say so and people that have worked with him think so. He's respected as a performer, but not a very likable guy. Although his promos about how bad Vince McMahon has made WWE and the wrestling business were spot on though and was kinda cool they let him do it. They got some good business out of it. I hear he's one of those guys that doesn't like to sign autographs for people. I guess some people like having that reputation so they don't get bothered, but if there's nobody else around and no one else will ask for an autograph, then what's the problem? Like on Opie and Anthony when Opie told a story about being on an elevator with Jane Seymour and his mom. Seymour wouldn't sign his mom's ticket and he hated her ever since because nobody else was even in the elevator lol.

Punk deserved the hate because he got his big mouth shut. People loved Ali for the most part because he could back up his big talk and he faced the best the heavyweight division had to offer. Same with a guy like Leonard, could back it up in the ring. Only guys I remember not liking who bragged were Mayorga and Vargas, who coincidentally both got their butts kicked by De La Hoya, who was a little past prime. Oh and Hamed, who got schooled by Barrera, who was smart enough to know to outbox Hamed, unlike Kevin Kelley, who tried to out slug. Love when these bigmouths cut WWE style promos and get their asses kicked because you don't hear them talking so big anymore.

[Dr. Frank]

Yep, deserved it too. Guy's a douche. People that follow the wrestling business and report on it say so and people that have worked with him think so. He's respected as a performer, but not a very likable guy. Although his promos about how bad Vince McMahon has made WWE and the wrestling business were spot on though and was kinda cool they let him do it. They got some good business out of it. I hear he's one of those guys that doesn't like to sign autographs for people. I guess some people like having that reputation so they don't get bothered, but if there's nobody else around and no one else will ask for an autograph, then what's the problem? Like on Opie and Anthony when Opie told a story about being on an elevator with Jane Seymour and his mom. Seymour wouldn't sign his mom's ticket and he hated her ever since because nobody else was even in the elevator lol.

Punk deserved the hate because he got his big mouth shut. People loved Ali for the most part because he could back up his big talk and he faced the best the heavyweight division had to offer. Same with a guy like Leonard, could back it up in the ring. Only guys I remember not liking who bragged were Mayorga and Vargas, who coincidentally both got their butts kicked by De La Hoya, who was a little past prime. Oh and Hamed, who got schooled by Barrera, who was smart enough to know to outbox Hamed, unlike Kevin Kelley, who tried to out slug. Love when these bigmouths cut WWE style promos and get their asses kicked because you don't hear them talking so big anymore.

I've heard the same thing about that MC Punk faggot.
Being shitty to fans is less than pathetic.

Why didn't you like Mayorga? The guy talked smack but was no coward. And more importantly, that is why he is the matador.
I have to give credit to a guy that fights like him being able to get in the head of much more skilled opponents and take them out of there game plan.

[Anthony342]

I've heard the same thing about that MC Punk faggot.
Being shitty to fans is less than pathetic.

Why didn't you like Mayorga? The guy talked smack but was no coward. And more importantly, that is why he is the matador.
I have to give credit to a guy that fights like him being able to get in the head of much more skilled opponents and take them out of there game plan.

Was just a disprespectful ****** and he got the ass kicking he deserved when Oscar beat him by TKO.

[The Old LefHook]

Eventually the matches will become comical for marketing purposes. ****** vs Nanny is a possibility. Still, one of the truly interesting scenarios is huge women against tiny men. Works in many a diverse format. Normal women against midgets would be good too. Queensbree vs male ********** with woody is one people might pay for.

[The Old LefHook]

Tyson vs Givens II is a freak match that may see its day yet. Tyson can make almost any format work. For some reason people still want to see the old cheater. Let Robin say those things again about Mike in his presence.

[The Old LefHook]

Now, for the very peach of Freak action, lads, consider great matchups that were possible and should have happened, but which never came to be. Now Buchannan can still have his rematch with Duran. Lewis and Bowe can finally square off.

[The Old LefHook]

How about that Tyson/Foreman affair we never got to see?

[The Old LefHook]

As predicted by yours truly, Freak Matches are coming on like gangbusters. New was just released that a light heavyweight named Ward will be doing an exhibition with Thor the Mountain as a warmup for Thor's beef in September with Eddie the Beast Hall.

Of course Mayweather has had to jump back into the limelight again as well. From now on he will have competition in the field of freak matches, and will have to make his own matches more interesting, unless he wants to be outdrawn by nobodies who have guts, by buggery.