How come there aren't any ninjas in the UFC?

[Run]

not a white ninja, a real ninja, man

What the hell are you talking about?

Ninja = Disciple of Ninjitsu. How does that mean you have to be an Asian?



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[Naiujiro]

The Best Strikers In The World Dont Even Compete In Ufc...

... Is that the only line you say? Stop trolling, and get your ass off of this section. Leave, before I verbally **** you like a hot chick on E.

[robot_monkey]

What the hell are you talking about?

Ninja = Disciple of Ninjitsu. How does that mean you have to be an Asian?

shaddap fruitcake

[Run]

shaddap fruitcake

did anyone ever tell you that you're the worst poster that ever lived?



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[Naiujiro]

shaddap fruitcake

Damnnnnnnnnnnn.....
Knives you better run! He can sling words. Oh no!

robot_monkey must coast through life with his good looks, cause it sure as hell isn't his intelligence.

did anyone ever tell you that you're the worst poster that ever lived?

I could have sworn that I told him to **** a professor once, that way his kids would have half a chance at being average....

...come to think of it, I may have told another person that...
...but I'm sure this applies to him as well.

[2swell k-wells]

i knew this post was bad lol....ninja haha

[THE REAL NINJA]

Did someone say ninja ?

Yeah a ninja uses stealth and weapons for quick kills they arn't really the same as what you see in movies.

I would love to see someone use Capoeira though

[Drunken Cat]

Did someone say ninja ?

Yeah a ninja uses stealth and weapons for quick kills they arn't really the same as what you see in movies.

I would love to see someone use Capoeira though

About time we get a "REAL NINJA" in here to set this one straight. But yeah, the true art of the ninja was to decend upon their victims and strike a fatal blow and then disapeer back into the shadows without ever having been heard or seen. They were masters of stealth and disguise and they sought always to avoid direct confrontation. Sure they were also highly proficient practioners of various martial arts, but their true occupation was as spys and assasins, and they're primary objective was to kill quickly and efficiently so as to minimize the harm brought upon themselves.