Limey Lang

[Jambo boy]

Check out the big brain on Jambo Boy!

Does Marcellas Wallace look like a *****...?

What?

Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er.

[BOLLOCKS]

Richard Moore is a twat.

[Jambo boy]

James Corden is a twat.

That's the truth right there.

[Clegg]

Ah yes the DeLorean, Northern Ireland's greatest contribution to the world.

Don't forget the Titanic, that was build in N.I. right?

An overpriced car that flopped, and a boat that sunk on its first voyage. Wonderful.

[Clegg]

I'm in love with Hayley Williams.

She has small ****, but nice ******* nonetheless.

I hear she's done a song with Eminem. Sounds like a ****** idea.

[BOLLOCKS]

I hate being banned from the video section.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I hate being banned from the video section.

Them ****s had no right to do that.

[Chunk..]

She has small ****, but nice ******* nonetheless.

I hear she's done a song with Eminem. Sounds like a ****** idea.

LOLZ, this is the original.

[Monkz]

Don't forget the Titanic, that was build in N.I. right?

An overpriced car that flopped, and a boat that sunk on its first voyage. Wonderful.

Admit it, you're jealous.

[Clegg]

Why'd you get banned?

Isn't Demise banned from there as well?

Well done, you're alone in a category with the biggest twat in the world...