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    #97991
    Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    Take it easy, Michelle. We've got all night.
    Used to know a rather ***y girl called Michelle. Slim, nice ****, really nice face with a saucy smile and long dark hair. Looked her up on facebook earlier and she seems to be past-prime. Shame. Well, I don't suppose it matters as she wasn't going to shag me anyway.



    She doesn't look bad by any means (IMO) but she's clearly not the super-shaggable biatch she once was.

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      #97992
      Go easy on me Leroy.

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        #97993
        Originally posted by Clegg View Post
        Used to know a rather ***y girl called Michelle. Slim, nice ****, really nice face with a saucy smile and long dark hair. Looked her up on facebook earlier and she seems to be past-prime. Shame. Well, I don't suppose it matters as she wasn't going to shag me anyway.



        She doesn't look bad by any means (IMO) but she's clearly not the super-shaggable biatch she once was.
        I'll add her, i'm 28 now, that IS prime for me.

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          #97994
          Originally posted by John Locke View Post
          Go easy on me Leroy.
          Only Fools And Horses?

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            #97995
            Originally posted by Clegg View Post
            Used to know a rather ***y girl called Michelle. Slim, nice ****, really nice face with a saucy smile and long dark hair. Looked her up on facebook earlier and she seems to be past-prime. Shame. Well, I don't suppose it matters as she wasn't going to shag me anyway.



            She doesn't look bad by any means (IMO) but she's clearly not the super-shaggable biatch she once was.
            I wouldn't turn her down, not by a long shot.

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              #97996
              Originally posted by Clegg View Post
              Only Fools And Horses?
              White holes, black poles 14.

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                #97997
                Longest tennis match in history continues. 59 games all in the 5th set.

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                  #97998
                  Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                  Longest tennis match in history continues. 59 games all in the 5th set.
                  Is it really the longest ever??

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                    #97999
                    Originally posted by John Locke View Post
                    Is it really the longest ever??
                    Yep, it's 10 hours long now I think. Been the longest in terms of time and games played.


                    They've just stopped it until tomorrow. The match goes into a third day.

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                      #98000
                      Originally posted by Clegg View Post
                      Used to know a rather ***y girl called Michelle. Slim, nice ****, really nice face with a saucy smile and long dark hair. Looked her up on facebook earlier and she seems to be past-prime. Shame. Well, I don't suppose it matters as she wasn't going to shag me anyway.



                      She doesn't look bad by any means (IMO) but she's clearly not the super-shaggable biatch she once was.
                      A hint of Julia Roberts about her.

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