Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

It'll all be over for you soon, Clyde. A free man again ready to hit the road.

[Clyde Barrow]

It'll all be over for you soon, Clyde. A free man again ready to hit the road.

Aye, tis a ***** how quickly things change. Job here was never perfect, but I was making enough money to put up with it. In a span of about a month, I've gone to wishing horrible fates upon many in this office, some of whom I considered kinda sorta mates. Fuck the lot of em. New job begins next week. I'll be boozing hard this weekend, next big binge after Patty's Day.

[Clyde Barrow]

I could potentially be sued for negligence if I entered data incorrectly in the log here, but damn if I'm not dying to do so. Giddy with hatred towards these wretched little toe rags I've wasted 18 months of my labor on. Man, I'd love to fuck **** up around here before I make my exit.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You do your damage on the last day. Hopefully it won't be noticed for a while after you've left.
Piss 'em all off.

[Clyde Barrow]

You do your damage on the last day. Hopefully it won't be noticed for a while after you've left.
Piss 'em all off.

I've had an inspiration. I think I'll drink tonight, heavy on the beer. I'll piss in 2 liter pop bottles, keep them in my car. When I go in tomorrow, I'll make a mad dash to the parking lot on my breaks. Private establishment, so no outside eyes to be spying in the lot. Pour a little piss upon a few employee vehicles, maybe get a little inside someone's gas tanks. Find a way to clog up the toilets in the employee bathroom perhaps, make life hell for the janitor. If I've got to be juvenile to escape untouched, then so be it. I shall have my revenge.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've had an inspiration. I think I'll drink tonight, heavy on the beer. I'll piss in 2 liter pop bottles, keep them in my car. When I go in tomorrow, I'll make a mad dash to the parking lot on my breaks. Private establishment, so no outside eyes to be spying in the lot. Pour a little piss upon a few employee vehicles, maybe get a little inside someone's gas tanks. Find a way to clog up the toilets in the employee bathroom perhaps, make life hell for the janitor. If I've got to be juvenile to escape untouched, then so be it. I shall have my revenge.

Now that's a plan worthy of meself. I'm impressed.

Let me know how yer get on. Do yer have one person yer can trust there who you'll be keeping in touch with? Be nice to find out people's reactions after you've gone.

[Clyde Barrow]

Now that's a plan worthy of meself. I'm impressed.

Let me know how yer get on. Do yer have one person yer can trust there who you'll be keeping in touch with? Be nice to find out people's reactions after you've gone.

Oh I've already exchanged cell numbers with the good guys around here. We'll be keeping in touch. I've no clue if piss in a gas tank will malfunction a vehicle in anyway, but we'll soon see. How I'd love to hear the tales of piss stench in a man's back seat, leaking into his hood, car that sputtered and reeked. So petty, but so fun indeed. I just hope it doesn't rain tomorrow; would foil my plans.

[Chunk..]

[Clyde Barrow]

[Clyde Barrow]

Break time. Off to Wendy's.