Originally posted by Loccy
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Tell the tale, mug. 
Me, an Egyptian, and a Ukranian walk into a strip bar. We play a few games of pocket pool, actual pool and drink lots of ale.
A little Lebanese stripper that looks like Jasmine from the cartoon Aladdin starts to advance towards us.
She says she's got no ride home. We ask her if she likes *******.
She says "yes"...
So we play some more pool and she buys us more drinks. After about 30 minutes of more drinking and open crotch grabbing, we took a cab to her apt down the street.
When we get to her place, she tells us her fantasy is to be gang****** by an Egyptian, a Limey and a Ukranian.
What a coincidence!
She pops in a ****ographic tape and shows us exactly what she wants. We immediately comply with her request and have our way with her in her room.
Felt kinda strange at first, but me took it all in stride. I had her face while me mates took her bum and gash at the same time.
The Egyptian bloke didn't last long. He filled her with his love and left the room.
I don't remember wearing a condom. Me and the Ukranian took the reigns. He took her bum and I her gash.
We felt our scrotums bouncing against one another, but there was too much work to be done to be concerned with such trivial matters.
The slag was having the time of her life it seemed when both of us filled her with out buttery goodness.
The Ukranian left and I stayed the night.
We showered, then shagged a few more times before going to bed.
In the morning she cooked me a delicious breakfast of bacon eggs and toast.
For a Lebanese stripper the ***** could really cook some eggs.
We watched Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo on cable, I played with her cat Maximus, and we talked about having children someday.
She got up and showered and said she had to go somewhere, but said I could stay in her place while she was gone.
Said she loved me.
But she never came back. I stayed there for a few hours and then took a cab home.
I never heard from her again.
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