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    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
    His idiot fans will believe him too.
    probably.

    there's some who still don't believe floyd owed irs money.

    yeah irs placed a lien on his house for giggles.



    speaking of idiots.

    i hate this anti-english/british ****.

    //krikya360.com/forums/sh...&postcount=100

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      It's all about Female PMT - sadly Men's lives revolve around that ****.

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          Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
          It's all about Female PMT - sadly Men's lives revolve around that ****.
          I never get any special treatment when my trousersnake oozes blood.

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            Originally posted by Loccy View Post
            You tell the slags.

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              Euro = warriors, yanks = runners.

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                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                I never get any special treatment when my trousersnake oozes blood.
                I passed blood in my stool the other week. Did I demand special treatment? Did I feck. I didn't even go to the Doctors never mind mope around like a bleedin' Emo.

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                  Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                  It's all about Female PMT - sadly Men's lives revolve around that ****.
                  little girl sees the boy living across the street playing with a basketball.

                  she asks the boy if she could play.

                  little boy responds , "it's a basketball. only boys are allowed to play with basketballs."

                  girl runs to her mom crying and tells her what happened. the mom then buys her a basketball.

                  the next day she see the little boy riding his bicycle and she shows him her basketball.

                  "look what i got. you said only boys can have a basketball. i have a basketball."

                  the boy replies , "so? i have a bicycle. do you have a bicycle? only boys can have a bicycle."

                  girls runs into the house again crying and her mom buys the little girl a bicycle.

                  next day she shows off her bicycle to the boy across the street.

                  "haha i have a bicycle , you said only boys can have a bicycle. i have one"

                  annoyed , the little boy drops his pants and shows the little girl his penis.

                  "do you have one of these? only boys have these."

                  girl runs into the house and tells her mom what happened.

                  the next day the little boy shows her his penis again.

                  "what? do you have one of these? only boys have this."

                  the little girl then lifts up her skirt and retorts.

                  "no but i have one of these and my mommy told me if i have one of these , i can have as many of those as i want."

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                    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                    I passed blood in my stool the other week. Did I demand special treatment? Did I feck. I didn't even go to the Doctors never mind mope around like a bleedin' Emo.
                    I got blood coming out of me all the time. I'm still here... fit as a butcher's dog I am.
                    Slags need to quit complaining.

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                      Originally posted by Sexy Beast View Post
                      little girl sees the boy living across the street playing with a basketball.

                      she asks the boy if she could play.

                      little boy responds , "it's a basketball. only boys are allowed to play with basketballs."

                      girl runs to her mom crying and tells her what happened. the mom then buys her a basketball.

                      the next day she see the little boy riding his bicycle and she shows him her basketball.

                      "look what i got. you said only boys can have a basketball. i have a basketball."

                      the boy replies , "so? i have a bicycle. do you have a bicycle? only boys can have a bicycle."

                      girls runs into the house again crying and her mom buys the little girl a bicycle.

                      next day she shows off her bicycle to the boy across the street.

                      "haha i have a bicycle , you said only boys can have a bicycle. i have one"

                      annoyed , the little boy drops his pants and shows the little girl his penis.

                      "do you have one of these? only boys have these."

                      girl runs into the house and tells her mom what happened.

                      the next day the little boy shows her his penis again.

                      "what? do you have one of these? only boys have this."

                      the little girl then lifts up her skirt and retorts.

                      "no but i have one of these and my mommy told me if i have one of these , i can have as many of those as i want."
                      Feckin' ace up the sleeve.

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