Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

me as a wee lad.

I take it yer'd reached yer full height by this point?

[King Tua]

I take it yer'd reached yer full height by this point?

silly boy.

i was only 3.

i grew at least another 3-4 inches.

[Southpaw Stinger]

DiCaprio ain't aging too good.

[King Tua]

DiCaprio ain't aging too good.

can't stand the guy tbh.

i quite liked blood diamond and body of lies.

but that ain't enough to make up for me having to watch 3 hour long titanic 4-5 times at the theater.

[TRAV1S]

He plays the same character in every film
Sort of like... a ****.

[King Tua]

leo and earl-hickey

[Toney Loc]

Is there a difference in how North and South Edinburgh golfers putt?

I was going to post this. You beat me to it.

That's neither here nor there.

I shall be judging on 3 categories.

1. How good one looks in a kilt

2. How much alcohol one can consume in a 24 hour period

3. Who gives an Englishman the biggest kicking.

So far, Southpaw is a lock.

1. I'm a handsome ****, no lie. I look good in anything.

2. I can hang with the best of them

3. I can KO Demise something terrible.

[SirTomJones]

any chance someone can do a gif of the part where he starts singing?

[TRAV1S]

[King Tua]

i fucking hate british mayweather fans.