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    Are Sky Sports showing the Hopkins - Jones fight?

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      Originally posted by WANGLER View Post
      I don't see anything wrong with these statements. :whistle:
      You wouldn't would you?










      NSB is just one big love in for Dirrell now.

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        Did you guys read the preview for the next episode of Fight Camp 360? Apparently the cameras follow each boxer individually as they go out to a nightclub and try to meet a woman.

        Here's the article:

        Andre Ward: Showed great confidence as he approached the most attractive woman in the club as soon as he walked in. His smooth, charming ways were enough to have her fall for him and they went home together. Just as they were about to have *** though, he suddenly headbutted her to the flood and ****d her, leaving her bloodied and distraught. The police were called, but only issued a minor caution after Ward's friends insisted that they were going to have *** anyway, so what did it really matter?

        Allan Green: Seemed like a bit of a fantasist, living in a dream world where he's the best looking, most charming guy in the universe. Spent most of the time complaining that none of the women were going out of their way to pair up with him, even though he has a reputation for only having been involved with below-average girls. Just as it seemed that he starting to wake up and realise his own limitations, someone voluntarily left the VIP section, and Lou DiBella quickly persuaded them to let Green in, just to make up the numbers. Sadly this caused him to re-enter his own fantasy land, and he's was last heard exclaiming "I'm like Robert De Niro in a mafia movie!"

        Andre Dirrell: Early on in the night he went to the dancefloor and showed great movement, but as the evening wore on he began to inexplicably fall to the floor, even when no one was anywhere near him. Despite this he was able to pull an attractive woman, and the *** was fantastic. With the woman very satisfied, Andre rolled over to go to sleep. When he woke up an hour later, he apologised for his terrible performance. She tried to tell him how great he was in bed, but he burst into tears, insisting that he'd actually failed to get it up and had a small ****. In the end the girl had to contact Gary Shaw to come over and comfort him.

        Arthur Abraham: Was very boring early on. Even when women approached him and tried to dance, he just stood there, doing nothing. Then, just as the club was about to close, he suddenly whipped out his **** and started wildly swinging it at people. One woman tripped trying to run away, and AA stuffed his **** in her mouth until she choked and had an asthma attack. In the end the security guards had to throw him out. One of them informed him that what he did was wrong, and that she was a good woman, but Abraham disagreed, insisting "no, she is just a good actress"

        Mikkel Kessler: Being the best looking guy, was expected to have the most success of all of them. Things started out well, as he stepped onto the dancefloor several women approached him. He ended up only dancing with each for a matter of seconds before eventually storming off. When asked why afterwards, he explained that he expected them to stand perfectly still, or at least move in straight lines, and that their moving side to side while dancing left him no choice but to give up and go home early.
        Last edited by Clegg; 03-29-2010, 08:42 PM.

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          Why no Froch?

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            I couldn't think of anything for Froch lol. He stayed at home with his beezy.

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              Originally posted by Clegg View Post
              My hopes for this weekend:

              Ruiz KTFO Haye, winning me £79 from a £1 bet (I did a double on Haye+Dirrell both winning by KO)
              Roy KTFO Hopkins. This would be very funny, especially if there was a chicken dance or something like that.
              George Groves beats Charles Adamu on points, as I put money on that as well, plus I'm a fan of Groves.
              You wasted £1.

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                Originally posted by Clegg View Post
                I couldn't think of anything for Froch lol. He stayed at home with his beezy.
                He'd be amateur to not stay with her. :wank:

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                  I actually bought a ****zine with Kitty Lea on the front a couple of years ago. I mostly got it because it had a serial killer thing inside

                  No point buying those ****zines when you can find the photos online.

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                    If Dirrell beats Ward, then Burner will have him in his top 5 p4p.

                    Do you think Burner went to a school for special people?

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                      Originally posted by Clegg View Post
                      I actually bought a ****zine with Kitty Lea on the front a couple of years ago. I mostly got it because it had a serial killer thing inside

                      No point buying those ****zines when you can find the photos online.
                      Lulz, what did it say about serial killers?

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