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Limey Lang
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough, it takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, and you get ready for school.
Then you become a kid, have fun and no responsibilities, you become a little baby and back in. You spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap. Then you finish off as an ******. That's life.
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Originally posted by Clyde Barrow View Post$64,000 question Mr Tua:
You have a few hundred Gs in charitable donations. Curing your illness or all the delicious cuisine you can wrap your lips around?
$32k should be enough to pay for all the other veneral diseases i pick up on the way.
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