Limey Lang

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"Old Zeke here, he rides up front with me"

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Never understood the deal with Valero
He has TERRIBLE footwork, Pac will stop him if its made.

[Oasis_Lad]

[TRAV1S]

TV bosses in the US have apologised after preview clips of the Playboy channel were accidentally played out on two children's channels.

A Time Warner Cable (TWC) spokesman said a "technical glitch" was to blame for the mistake, which lasted two hours in parts of North Carolina on Tuesday.

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Ten little nigger boys went out to dine.
One choked his little self and then there were nine.

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Nine little nigger boys sat up very late.
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

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Eight little nigger boys traveling in Devon.
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

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Oh god, today has been a good news day

"A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

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Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks.
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

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Six little nigger boys playing with a hive.
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.