Limey Lang

[Clegg]

To change the mood a little
I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And ev'rybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

[Southpaw Stinger]

i'll be the judge of whats meaningful

Fear not, vet.

Yer in me top 5 favourite posters of 2010. If you posted more ****** **** you'd probably crack the top 2.

[TRAV1S]

Beautiful poem, Clegg
Brought a tear to me eye.

[- v e t -]

Fear not, vet.

Yer in me top 5 favourite posters of 2010. If you posted more ****** **** you'd probably crack the top 2.

aye, in that case top 5 will do for now...

[Clegg]

I wrote it myself, although a band from the 70s stole it years before I was born.

[TRAV1S]

Big Will after a few too many Magners.

[Southpaw Stinger]

aye, in that case top 5 will do for now...

One day lad. One day you will be ready.

[Flab]

I think shes a reet slag in general but i have to be honest my penis was struck down with rigor mortis after watching this.....

If only she kept her mouth shut.

[Gorgeous George]

If only she kept her mouth shut.

Would you take advantage of her while she was having one of her episodes?

[Flab]

Would you take advantage of her while she was having one of her episodes?

Only if you give her a **** to suck on while I'm bumming her.