Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

I am bolloxed, some **** take advantage of me please.

Would love to mate, but I can barely move.

[Patty Tanager]

Would love to mate, but I can barely move.

Good old case of beer paralysis?.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Good old case of beer paralysis?.

No, I'm just a lazy ****.

[Patty Tanager]

Fat yank syndrome that mate, sorry to hear it .

[Southpaw Stinger]

Fat yank syndrome that mate, sorry to hear it .

Is it terminal? Will my grammar begin to slip down to infant standard and my ignorance levels shoot through the roof?

[Patty Tanager]

Is it terminal? Will my grammar begin to slip down to infant standard and my ignorance levels shoot through the roof?

Your grammar will slip, but give it a year mate and your chin will be on the floor .

[Southpaw Stinger]

Your grammar will slip, but give it a year mate and your chin will be on the floor .

In a year I'll be saying things like 'Could care less' 'God bless Umerika' and I'll develop a taste for weak beer. I'm finished.

[Patty Tanager]

Come to think about it, i'd rather have bad teeth than be fat.

I can disguise my bad teeth (if there even bad), but you can't hide fat.

[Patty Tanager]

Come to think about it, i'd rather have bad teeth than be fat.

I can disguise my bad teeth (if there even bad), but you can't hide fat.

Actually beer can hide fatness to be honest.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Come to think about it, i'd rather have bad teeth than be fat.

I can disguise my bad teeth (if there even bad), but you can't hide fat.

Americans can't be too righteous on the teeth issue. Some of those southern state folks have one, maybe two teeth in their mouths at best.