Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Wine is such a let down. I can drink it all night and still wake up in the morning and be able to go to work. What kind of a ****ing alcoholic beverage is that eh?

[Southpaw Stinger]

He may well be. I've heard rumours that he's out on the prowl and looking for some how's yer father.

Will me trousersnake find The Hoff first, or will The Hoff find me trousersnake? The suspense ain't doing me liver much good so it isn't.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Rejoice! The prodigal Bum Boy has returneth.

Tis I! Alan has watched over me during my period in the wilderness and returned me to my fellow bum boys safe and sound. I have not succombed to *** maniac serial killers such as our dear departed platinum matt, and neither have I been knocked out by titanic left hooks delivered by two foot tall brutes like Exige. Thus, I am returned, in my original state of intoxication and still ready to indulge in depraved acts that may result in the odd ******ic experience or two. Thusly, my trousersnake may projectile vomit some David Seaman.


Alan Akbar!

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Will me trousersnake find The Hoff first, or will The Hoff find me trousersnake? The suspense ain't doing me liver much good so it isn't.

It's touch and go so it is. The race may result in a photo finish but the end result will be the same: we will partake of some bum love, beer and banter.

[Toney Loc]

He may well be. I've heard rumours that he's out on the prowl and looking for some how's yer father.

I heard many things about you, foo.

[J.R]

Wine is such a let down. I can drink it all night and still wake up in the morning and be able to go to work. What kind of a ****ing alcoholic beverage is that eh?

Lol, wine, with the overproof rum, is a killer. I won't question you though, i will merely bow down to your o mightyness.

[Oasis_Lad]

The Hoff is God around here.

Some even say that he is Alan himself, come down to Lang to bless us with his presence.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I don't like the sound of rum and wine though. It just doesn't have that ring to it. I mean fish and chips, apple and pie, salt and vinegar, stella and curry - those are combinations that go so naturally with each other that only a bleeding imbecile (aka a fat yank) would question em. Rum and wine though, hmmm, I'll give it a go but I'm not convinced.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Me trousersnake has struck gold.

[J.R]

It's cos i ran out of wine, the rum killed me off and work was a write off today.