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    #69071
    Originally posted by Clegg View Post
    Berle was also famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, "You'd better feed that thing, or it's liable to turn on you!" Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel, who had written many Friars Club jokes about Berle's penis for other comedians, described being treated to a private showing: "He just takes out this— this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I'm looking into this thing, right? I'm looking into the head of Milton Berle's ****. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, 'What do you think of the boy?' And I'm looking right at it and I go, 'Oh, it's really, really nice.'" At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars' Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried."[10] Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern's morning talk show. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis.[11]
    It's definitely between Berle and Flynn for biggest **** in Hollywood.

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      #69072
      Kurt Russell

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        #69073
        Good evening everybody. 4 Stellas and half a gram tonight.

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          #69074
          I remember the glory days when I used to get half ounces from my cousin and snort half grams in one line.

          Those were the days.

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            #69075
            Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
            I remember the glory days when I used to get half ounces from my cousin and snort half grams in one line.

            Those were the days.
            I know, those days are sadly gone, half gram would have to last me til at least 10 now lol.

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              #69076
              Originally posted by John Locke View Post
              I know, those days are sadly gone, half gram would have to last me til at least 10 now lol.
              "I'll make it last" you say. And before you know it, it's all gone.

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                #69077
                Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                "I'll make it last" you say. And before you know it, it's all gone.
                Exactly, its all i can afford right now, and it is **** anyway, gonna do another right this second.

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                  #69078
                  Originally posted by John Locke View Post
                  Exactly, its all i can afford right now, and it is **** anyway, gonna do another right this second.
                  E-Mail me some, Locke. I could do with a line.

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                    #69079
                    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                    E-Mail me some, Locke. I could do with a line.
                    E coke, i wonder....

                    Been looking into that methedrone, £10 a gram, looks alright, only it is plant feeder lol.

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                      #69080
                      Originally posted by John Locke View Post
                      E coke, i wonder....

                      Been looking into that methedrone, £10 a gram, looks alright, only it is plant feeder lol.
                      It's not that far off.

                      50 to a 100 years from now, Home PCs will be able to break things down at a molecular level, send, and then duplicate it on the other end like E-Mail.

                      Pity I won't be alive to experience this great leap for druggie kind.

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