Limey Lang

[BOLLOCKS]

Bateman vs Morgan?

Bateman, he had no need for marriage, tis' really close though.

Cancer? wtf???

He has cancer, but he'll live.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Cancer? wtf???

It's in remission.

[J.R]

**** never knew that,

[J.R]

The mother fainted when pregnant with me in a 7/11, does that make me a professional baby??

[BOLLOCKS]

The mother fainted when pregnant with me in a 7/11, does that make me a professional baby??

You attempted to murder your own mother in a 7/11, that's not professional.

[J.R]

I thought that was at least part time office worker.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I have to agree with Loccy on this one, I'm afraid.

A professional never attempts or tries to do anything. He only succeeds. Like back in school when I got drunk and threw up in the swimming pool. I succeeded in getting PE cancelled that day and also I succeeded in getting sent home. That's professional.

[J.R]

I drove my girlfriend to leave me then leave the country.....

[Southpaw Stinger]

That's a good one.

I think we must sort you out with a pro licence.

[BOLLOCKS]

I have to agree with Loccy on this one, I'm afraid.

A professional never attempts or tries to do anything. He only succeeds. Like back in school when I got drunk and threw up in the swimming pool. I succeeded in getting PE cancelled that day and also I succeeded in getting sent home. That's professional.

This is absolutely professionally correct.

Take notes, Locke.