Limey Lang

[TheHoff'sGhost]

The Fosters is having the opposite effect. 'Pour me away' it says 'Yer a feckin' lightweight drinking me aren't yer?' it shouts.

I can't be doing with this, babes. I wouldn't take this feckin' earache off a slag, let alone a bleedin' Aussie drink.

Tis true me dear and I know how yer feel. Yer wanna wake up with a hangover but all yer wake up with is an incredible feeling of guilt. Waking up and seeing empty cans of fosters is worse than waking up and finding msagrain spooning yer. I mean there's bad nights and there's sodding bad nights and I'd rather give msagrain one up the papper than down them fosters.

I'm sorry me dear. I know in yer time of need I should be making yer feel better about yer fine self, but I'm struggling so I am, I'm struggling.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tis true me dear and I know how yer feel. Yer wanna wake up with a hangover but all yer wake up with is an incredible feeling of guilt. Waking up and seeing empty cans of fosters is worse than waking up and finding msagrain spooning yer. I mean there's bad nights and there's sodding bad nights and I'd rather give msagrain one up the papper than down them fosters.

I'm sorry me dear. I know in yer time of need I should be making yer feel better about yer fine self, but I'm struggling so I am, I'm struggling.

Fear not, me lover. Just your mere presence is intoxicating enough to settle me nerves. One of yer posts contains more alcohol than these feckin' cans. That's for ****in' sure.

[The Monk]

He'll turn up at Centre Court and play in a wheel chair. It's a chance i'm not willing to take.

I "lolled" heartily at this post Chunk.

Won't let me give you a dose of the green stuff though. Spread it around it says.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Fear not, me lover. Just your mere presence is intoxicating enough to settle me nerves. One of yer posts contains more alcohol than these feckin' cans. That's for ****in' sure.

We send em our criminals and low lives, they send us fosters. Revenge, you think Southpaw?

[Southpaw Stinger]

We send em our criminals and low lives, they send us fosters. Revenge, you think Southpaw?

Dirty revenge, babes. Below the feckin' belt.

Send us anthrax, send us Dannii Minogue, but keep that fackin' Fosters in the southern hemisphere.

[Monkz]

I see the Hoff I always hear about is here, nice to meet you sir.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Dirty revenge, babes. Below the feckin' belt.

Send us anthrax, send us Dannii Minogue, but keep that fackin' Fosters in the southern hemisphere.

Bastards. It's like shooting someone with a wee pop gun and then them getting in a plane and dropping a bleeding nuke on the city you reside in. I mean I'm all for a bit of revenge now and again but everything in moderation eh Southpaw. No need to go overboard like them Aussie ****s did.

I see the Hoff I always hear about is here, nice to meet you sir.

Likewise...

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bastards. It's like shooting someone with a wee pop gun and then them getting in a plane and dropping a bleeding nuke on the city you reside in. I mean I'm all for a bit of revenge now and again but everything in moderation eh Southpaw. No need to go overboard like them Aussie ****s did.

I was at a mate's house once, he asked if I wanted a drink. I said 'Yes, I do' - good response eh? Next he asked me if I wanted either a Fosters or a Grolsch. Well fuck me, I went into a blind rage so I did. How does a **** ask such a moronic question and keep a straight face?

When I came to, there was blood everywhere. And I'd nicked all of his Grolsch. Happy days.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I was at a mate's house once, he asked if I wanted a drink. I said 'Yes, I do' - good response eh? Next he asked me if I wanted either a Fosters or a Grolsch. Well fuck me, I went into a blind rage so I did. How does a **** ask such a moronic question and keep a straight face?

When I came to, there was blood everywhere. And I'd nicked all of his Grolsch. Happy days.

He were asking for it Southpaw. The silly sod. If ever you get a knock on the door and there's some copper saying "We're arresting you for beating the living daylights out of some **** who offered you the choice of fosters or grolsh, anything you say may be used as evidence in a court of law" all you need to say is "Have you heard yerself, call yerself a sodding police officer, FOSTERS OR GROLSH, where's the bloody justice I ask yer? Want me to give you a slap an all, ****?". If, after that righteous speech, the copper doesn't look down at his boots, turn an embarrassed shade of red and say "Sorry mate, you're right, I'll be on me way" then I will eat me hat so I will.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I've hit 5k posts tonight. T'was satisfying.

Southpaw, tell Laddie I'll be back soon for some how's yer father.

I'm off to bed. Goodnight tarts.