Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Any room in the love shack for me?

Are you professional?

[Southpaw Stinger]

There's equations to be done when there's a girth like yours and an opening with a singularity like mine.

It's for the children, babes.

I'll get a beer whilst you do these so called equations.

[Chunk..]

I've got City & Guilds if that counts as 'Professional'?

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've got City & Guilds if that counts as 'Professional'?

Meh, I ain't one to judge. Get yer beef**** out and we'll go from there.

[Chunk..]

I'll just lay back and think of England. Use me and abuse me.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll just lay back and think of England. Use me and abuse me.

Good man. Straight to business, no bull****.

[Chunk..]

Foreplay can just fuck off out of it, as far as i'm concerned.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Foreplay can just fuck off out of it, as far as i'm concerned.

I've been saying that for years. I scream it direct into the ***** sometimes. Feck off, ****! Me lower half wants in!

[Left Banned Tua]

foreplay = sticking it in to wake her up

[Clegg]

Laddie's 35k posts get nothing from me. Why didn't he ever post in America? He just stayed at home, posting with Eurobums, never having the guts to take on such great Yank posters as 'Fat Jim' 'Chubby Fred' and 'Inbred Texan Farmboy'.