Limey Lang

[Clegg]

I had one about 2am, and one about 11am. I slept inbetween (mostly to regain wanking strength).

I've almost run out of things to wank over though. Currently I'm down to grasshoppers.

[BOLLOCKS]

Lets Ted Bundy some beezies.

[Jambo boy]

That is actually how Ted Bundy turned mentle. He started wanking over grasshoppers and realised that he would probably look more normal if he killed some women.

[Clegg]

You seen the naked photos of the girl in your av? They're quite wank-worthy.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I haven't had a wank this year.

I haven't felt the urge yet. It will come.

[BOLLOCKS]

That is actually how Ted Bundy turned mentle. He started wanking over grasshoppers and realised that he would probably look more normal if he killed some women.

I was peeping tom-ing on the girl next door, just to be like a young Ted Bundy.

True Story.

[Sir Tom Jones]

I haven't had a wank this year.

me neither, haven't had *** this year as the mrs is on the blob.

[TRAVI$]

I haven't killed anybody this year.

[Oasis_Lad]

Anybody else take pleasure in gettin' beat as a child?

[Oasis_Lad]

Oh aye, the poofters are here.