Limey Lang

[Flab]

Is that real?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Having a little trouble with the old ***** bank upstairs. Nothing I can't handle though, Lloyd.

[Sick/]

Is that real?

[Oasis_Lad]

Great ****, but the face of a 52-year-old ******* cab driver.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Great ****, but the face of a 52-year-old ******* cab driver.

That's Ricky's mate.

[Southpaw Stinger]

No replies from my 'Dear Boss' messages.

Cowardly ****s.

[Oasis_Lad]

They ****s never even replied to your other two messages, babes....

I was not codding dear old Boss when I gave a Perma-ban the slip, you'll hear about Saucy Southpaw's work tomorrow double event this time number one squealed a bit and I couldn't put them in the red straight off. Had not got time to change their avatar to a picture of Bruce Lee's casket for the E-Police thanks for keeping this message till I get to owning again

Saucy Southpaw

From Hell aka Azza's Street

Mr Poppa,
sor

I send you a threatening PM and half a kidne I took from one Bruce fan boy prasarved it for you tother piece I had with fried rice, Chiken Tikka and a dozen Stellas it was very nise. I may send you the fork and knif that passed it from the plate, passed my gums and into my stomach if you only wate a whil longer

Signed
Ban me when you can Mishter Poppa

[Southpaw Stinger]

They ****s never even replied to your other two messages, babes....

Aye, I thought the Saucy Southpaw postcard would at least get a mention.

[Oasis_Lad]

You've put the fear of jeebuz in them, babes.

[Southpaw Stinger]

You've put the fear of jeebuz in them, babes.

I might have just bamboozled the ****s.