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Daphne: I smoked weed with Pigeon Eddie, too.
Mary: And did you run home and lock yourself in your bedroom for two days after your first toke, too?
Daphne: No, I liked pot. I liked it so much, I couldn't afford my habit, so eventually, I was blowing Pigeon Eddie for joints.
Mary: [Mary, caught off-guard, sits back down, hard] What?
Daphne: That's right, I needed smoke so bad I was screwing him on a nasty bed made out of pigeon bones and feathers. I caught the clap from some businessmen Pigeon Eddie made me sleep with when I picked up a taste for the horse... heroin... and eventually, I was sold to white slavers in Japan, and forced to make specialty ****o reels for men who liked... well, Mommy doesn't think you need to know that right now, Sugar Bear. Anyway, I ended up killing one of my captors when he let his guard down. Jammed a pigeon in his ear. I stowed away on a boat to America, then slept with enough guys to make bus fare back here to Annapolis. I went and begged for my old job back at Sundley's, where I told your Father I had been studying in France for six months. We were married a few weeks later. I never smoked weed again.
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