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    Originally posted by Slag View Post
    You're paying.
    Obviously. The man always does.

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      John Peel was such a huge fan of the Undertones that he simply had the words "Teenage Kicks" engraved on his tombstone...... sadly, it's been kicked over by teenagers.

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        Daphne: I smoked weed with Pigeon Eddie, too.

        Mary: And did you run home and lock yourself in your bedroom for two days after your first toke, too?

        Daphne: No, I liked pot. I liked it so much, I couldn't afford my habit, so eventually, I was blowing Pigeon Eddie for joints.

        Mary: [Mary, caught off-guard, sits back down, hard] What?

        Daphne: That's right, I needed smoke so bad I was screwing him on a nasty bed made out of pigeon bones and feathers. I caught the clap from some businessmen Pigeon Eddie made me sleep with when I picked up a taste for the horse... heroin... and eventually, I was sold to white slavers in Japan, and forced to make specialty ****o reels for men who liked... well, Mommy doesn't think you need to know that right now, Sugar Bear. Anyway, I ended up killing one of my captors when he let his guard down. Jammed a pigeon in his ear. I stowed away on a boat to America, then slept with enough guys to make bus fare back here to Annapolis. I went and begged for my old job back at Sundley's, where I told your Father I had been studying in France for six months. We were married a few weeks later. I never smoked weed again.

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          Can I ask you something, Carol? Did you ever see the irony in presenting a show that was aimed at old people waiting for death and calling that program countdown?

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            I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night.

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              That was The Pixies with Debaser. The group struggled with a nine year heroin problem. 9 years of heroin sort of goes a bit beyond a problem - it's like saying: Millions died in the second world kerfuffle.

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                Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                Obviously. The man always does.

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                  Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                  John Peel was such a huge fan of the Undertones that he simply had the words "Teenage Kicks" engraved on his tombstone...... sadly, it's been kicked over by teenagers.

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                    Originally posted by Chunk View Post
                    What are you smoking?
                    Sovereign.

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                      Find me a nice 1440x900 wallpaper.

                      Preferably something showing boobs.

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