Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

You must have discovered the bum fun at an early age then?


Lucky little scamp!

co-ed private schools.

[Left Hook Tua]

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. -Samuel Clemens

[Left Hook Tua]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Samuel Clemens

[Left Hook Tua]

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. -Samuel Clemens

[BOLLOCKS]

I got $180 for taking care of my nephew, I'm off to buy my fam Christmas gifts, I never buy anybody gifts.

[Oasis_Lad]

I've always got time for Twain.

[Left Hook Tua]

Man , a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. -Samuel Clemens

[Oasis_Lad]

I've always got time for Twain.

Mr. Burns owns a nude portrait of Twain.

[Southpaw Stinger]

co-ed private schools.

Best of both worlds, eh?

Lucky little scamp!

[Left Hook Tua]

I've always got time for Twain.

i figured twain was your type of yank.

one from twain just for you , laddie.



It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -Samuel Clemens