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    #53841
    Originally posted by *~*MalVada*~*
    my hair's not black...though I've done that one time..


    besides the eyebrows are too arched..
    How did you get in here?

    Laddie was on guard.... no one gets past Laddie!

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      #53842
      Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
      How did you get in here?

      Laddie was on guard.... no one gets past Laddie!
      she flashed him some **** and handed him a bottle of jim beam.

      laddie is easily distracted.

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        #53843
        sir tom jones is gonna make a come back.

        he slayed the dragon with his member.

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          #53844
          Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
          hope your bed is real sturdy.

          some old fashioned oak stuff.



          that ikea made **** ain't gonna hold her ass.
          It'll hold. With the right resonance, you can theoretically cause an Earthquake with no more than vibrations.

          It applies the other way.

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            #53845
            Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
            It'll hold. With the right resonance, you can theoretically cause an Earthquake with no more than vibrations.

            It applies the other way.
            vibrations and movement is not my first concern.

            my first concern is malvada's GROSS (no pun intended) WEIGHT.

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              #53846
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                #53847
                the bastard nephew finished all my ice cream while i was asleep.

                i had 5 ice cream sandwiches and a drumstick before i went to sleep.

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                  #53848
                  Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
                  vibrations and movement is not my first concern.

                  my first concern is malvada's GROSS (no pun intended) WEIGHT.
                  My movement will keep 'er steady. In the end all that will change from our vibrations is that we'll turn Off milk to edible again.

                  You may say that's poor love making, I say: Mmmmmmm, cream!

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                    #53849
                    Rugby on tomorrow.

                    Couldn't give a toss really but it is against the Australians so we better win.

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                      #53850
                      Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                      My movement will keep 'er steady. In the end all that will change from our vibrations is that we'll turn Off milk to edible again.

                      You may say that's poor love making, I say: Mmmmmmm, cream!
                      i like chunky bitches.

                      malvada would pose complications for me though.



                      1. who gets to suck on whose fat *******? could be a deal breaker.

                      2. who is gonna take the risk of major injury being on the bottom?

                      3. we have to be careful of where we are at at all times. our fat thighs rubbing against each other could spark a fire.



                      it'd take all the fun of it imo.

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