Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Southpaw at 70 years of age:

[Clegg]

We need these on every street corner!:

Yeah, I'd certainly use those machines, though I'd expect a flash of minge before I buy. Too many Japanese women have a massive bush.

[Oasis_Lad]

Would Emma Watson have to shave her forbidden forest before you ventured into it?

[Clegg]

I'd prefer shaven, but I don't mind a bit of hair on the snatch, so long as it's not so big that I feel like I'm lost in Sherwood Forest once I get down there.

[Mersey]

[Clegg]

[Oasis_Lad]

On a scale of 1-10, how gay is it sittin' at the PC in your boxers eating Belgian cookies?

[Clegg]

I'm sitting at the PC in my boxers eating shreddies.

I guess your food is gayer than mine, though I'd have to consult the official chart to make sure.

[Oasis_Lad]

For Rizo:



:wank:

For me:



:wank:

[Mersey]

I wish I was home sitting in my boxers eating somethin