Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Ferret legging is a sport that seems to have been popular among coal miners in Yorkshire, England. The Official Dictionary of Unofficial English defines it as “an endurance test or stunt in which ferrets are trapped in pants worn by a participant”. The male-only contestants put live ferrets inside their trousers; the winner is the one who is the last to release the animals. Reg Mellor, a retired miner from Barnsley, holds the world record at five hours and twenty-six minutes, a feat he achieved in 1981 at the age of 66.

[Southpaw Stinger]

While most male birds do not have “external genitalia”, some ducks have penises up to 14 inches long!!!! They commonly **** the females who have adapted by developing a vagina with three paths, two of which are “dead ends”. They have the ability to close off the true ******* canal and send a rapist’s ***** into a dead end at will. If the rapists ***** does make it into the true ******* canal, it is shaped like a coil and can be compressed to turn away unwanted insemination.

More wanking material.

Cheers Laddie!

[Oasis_Lad]

The glass delusion was an external manifestation of a psychiatric disorder recorded in Europe in the late middle ages (15th to 17th centuries). People feared that they were made of glass “and therefore likely to shatter into pieces”. One famous early sufferer was King Charles VI of France who refused to allow people to touch him, and wore reinforced clothing to protect himself from accidental “shattering”.

[Oasis_Lad]

The Forer effect is the observation that individuals will give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that supposedly are tailored specifically for them, but are in fact vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people. This is the effect which makes fortune telling and horoscopes appear so accurate when they are, in fact, entirely fabricated.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I want to know more about ducks, Laddie. Yer can keep the rest.

[Piggu]

While most male birds do not have “external genitalia”, some ducks have penises up to 14 inches long!!!! They commonly **** the females who have adapted by developing a vagina with three paths, two of which are “dead ends”. They have the ability to close off the true ******* canal and send a rapist’s ***** into a dead end at will. If the rapists ***** does make it into the true ******* canal, it is shaped like a coil and can be compressed to turn away unwanted insemination.

This is seriously the funniest thing I've read on here all year.

[Oasis_Lad]

Ducks' feet have no nerves or blood vessels. This means ducks never feel the cold, even if they swim in icy cold water.

[Southpaw Stinger]

This is seriously the funniest thing I've read on here all year.

The feminists of the world will be trying to get a similar thing via surgery in the coming years.

[Oasis_Lad]

A duck has three eyelids.

[Oasis_Lad]

What have Ducks produced in the way of literature though?