Limey Lang

[Sαntα]

People who obsess over 24/7

[Southpaw Stinger]

2 guys are preparing to go hiking and one notices the other loading a small .22 derringer.

"what's that thing for?" , the guy asks.

"oh , it's just in case we get attacked by a grizzly bear. we can't outrun a bear. they run faster than olympic sprinters." , the other replies.

"i don't think a .22 would stop a bear." , the guy remarked.

"it won't. i reckon it'll do the trick on your foot though."

That's good Tua.

Me like me like.

[Oasis_Lad]

Anyone who believes in Astrology should be shot IMO.

[Oasis_Lad]

What's your sign? I, myself, am a Sagittarius.

FUCK OFF!

[WhoreUs]

Anyone who believes in Astrology should be shot IMO.

i'm a leo.

the regal king.

[Oasis_Lad]

Sagittarius is rising in conjunction with the aliment of Orion and Pluto which means you'll have a bad day at work.

Double **** OFF!

[Southpaw Stinger]

Unless you use it to your advantage.

A girls asks 'What's your sign?'

'I'm an Aries...' I reply

'They're mean't to be very good in bed'

I grab her 'Indeed we are' then I ravage her.

This hasn't happen yet but I'm prepared for it.

[Oasis_Lad]

Unless you use it to your advantage.

A girls asks 'What's your sign?'

'I'm an Aries...' I reply

'They're mean't to be very good in bed'

I grab her 'Indeed we are' then I ravage her.

This hasn't happen yet but I'm prepared for it.

Aye, best make the most of a bad thing.

[Sαntα]

What's your sign? I, myself, am a Sagittarius.

FUCK OFF!

Virgo.

Your Most Likeable traits: Consciencious, Organized & Energetic
SYMBOL: The ****** (Representing purity, modesty, industriousness, service to fellow workers.)
Ruling Planet: Mercury
Element: Earth
Dominant Keyword: I ANALYZE.
Magical Birthstone: Sapphire (Brings tranquility of mind & protects against illness & injury while traveling.)
Special Flowers: Morning Glory & Pansy
Special Colors: Navy Blue & Gray (Classic colors of refinement and taste)
Lucky Numbers: 5 & 3
Lucky Day: Wednesday
Part of the body ruled by Virgo: The Nervous System and the Intestine

[Oasis_Lad]

This completely slipped me by:



An Excitebike remake.

I used to play that **** constantly on the NES .