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    #45901
    Originally posted by RiΖO View Post
    No white lighting?
    ****! I knew I forgot a brand or two. Hope this doesn't cost me any Trick-or-treating Poontang.

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      #45902
      Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
      ****! I knew I forgot a brand or two. Hope this doesn't cost me any Trick-or-treating Poontang.
      You can't forget white lightning! I think they actually banned the 3 litter version in Scotland.

      I drank a whole bottle once. Was paralytic. Walked 5 miles with my jeans to my ankles.

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        #45903
        Originally posted by RiΖO View Post
        You can't forget white lightning! I think they actually banned the 3 litter version in Scotland.

        I drank a whole bottle once. Was paralytic. Walked 5 miles with my jeans to my ankles.
        You're lucky I didn't spot you - You'd have been BUMMED!

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          #45904
          Is Buckfast cheap in Scotland? 7 pound here for 750 ml and its only 14%

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            #45905
            trick-or- treaters‎ came when I was having a ****. I left the door wide open, think they could see me pushing it out.

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              #45906
              Originally posted by oovavu View Post
              Is Buckfast cheap in Scotland? 7 pound here for 750 ml and its only 14%
              It used to be as cheap as 4.50 up here a few years ago. Last time I bought a bottle it was around the 6 quid mark almost.

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                #45907
                Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                It used to be as cheap as 4.50 up here a few years ago. Last time I bought a bottle it was around the 6 quid mark almost.
                Is it worth it I'm toying with the idea (and my balls) of buying a bottle as the missus is out but i need some reassurance what its not going to be ming.

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                  #45908
                  Originally posted by oovavu View Post
                  Is it worth it I'm toying with the idea (and my balls) of buying a bottle as the missus is out but i need some reassurance what its not going to be ming.
                  It's an acquired taste. If you have never drank it before you may find it difficult swallowing it.

                  PS. Don't be fooled by the low 14% - Those monks must put a secret ingredient or two in it, because it sends people crazy.

                  In my early teens I used to get smashed on 1 bottle before I built up a tolerance. By the time I stopped drinking it I needed 2 or 3 bottles to do the job.

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                    #45909
                    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                    It's an acquired taste. If you have never drank it before you may find it difficult swallowing it.

                    PS. Don't be fooled by the low 14% - Those monks must put a secret ingredient or two in it, because it sends people crazy.

                    In my early teens I used to get smashed on 1 bottle before I built up a tolerance. By the time I stopped drinking it I needed 2 or 3 bottles to do the job.
                    The name "tonic wine" does not imply health giving or medicinal properties.

                    Whats that all about? If a monks made it it can't be bad, the lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

                    Is it normal for the spar lady to look at you like you've shat on her nan when purchasing buckfast?

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                      #45910
                      Its not bad kinda like a flat Jaeger bomb/pot pourri infusion.

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