Limey Lang

[Sick/]

Mummy won't let me.

Tell your mum to fuck off, she's stopping you from eating

[Oasis_Lad]

Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the ********s out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

[Oasis_Lad]

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

[Oasis_Lad]

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer: Save me, Jeebus.

[Oasis_Lad]

Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

[Oasis_Lad]

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

[Sαntα]

Tell your mum to fuck off, she's stopping you from eating

It's for my own good.

[Oasis_Lad]

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

[Oasis_Lad]

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

[Oasis_Lad]

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.