Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

**** says he won't give me my keys, too drunk to drive. I'll give him the ol' One-Two and be right with yer, babes.
Just make sure there's a curry and beer waiting for me. Then I'm all yours!

Get Barney to give you a lift. He made it all the way home after his visit to the Duff Brewery.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, that he did. A curse on any **** foolish enough to try and KO him and take his keys.

[Oasis_Lad]

If the Plant ye wish to flee
Simply Head to sector 7-B

To break the Spider's Curse
Simply quote a bible verse..... thou shall not.......... oh, forget it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

[Oasis_Lad]

Lionel Hutz FTW.

"Hey, this isn't the YMCA"

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, R.I.P. Phil Hartman.

The show ain't nothing without yer!

[Oasis_Lad]

Just a coincidence that it started dipping in quality dramatically after the departure of Phil? I think not.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Even Jon Lovitz couldn't save it.

[Oasis_Lad]

When Even John Lovitz can't keep you afloat, then you know it's time to abandon ship. Oh Matt, why didn't you take heed?

[Oasis_Lad]

Fellas, I'm thinking about gettin' Oscar some company and have whittled me choices down to two dogs......

1) The Old English Mastiff:





Or

2) The Dogue De Bordeaux: