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    The immortal jellyfish (turritopsis nutricula) has to be item one on this list because of the fact that it is immortal. That isn’t hyperbole – it really is immortal. After reaching ***ual maturity, this jellyfish is able to reverse its aging process and become a polyp again. The ability to reverse the life cycle is probably unique in the animal kingdom, and allows the jellyfish to bypass death, rendering the Turritopsis nutricula biologically immortal. Lab tests showed that 100% of specimens reverted to the polyp stage.

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      are you calling tugger's penis a jellyfish?

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        Despite their name, the mantis shrimps are neither shrimp nor mantises, but receive their name purely from the physical resemblance to both the praying mantis and the shrimp. These creatures are sometimes referred to as “thumb splitters” because their claws are strong enough to split human appendages. These highly intelligent creatures are often monogamous and they get to know and regularly interact with their neighbors. The mantis shrimp also has the best eyesight in the animal world with 16 different photoreceptor types (compared to four in humans). But – what really makes these creatures badass is their ability to break out of aquariums by smashing the glass with their claws. It has a punch stronger than a .22 calibre pistol.

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          now you're comparing tugger's penis to shrimp.



          laddie is a coldhearted bastard.

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            Originally posted by Mr._Pink View Post
            are you calling tugger's penis a jellyfish?
            Nah, jelly, as a substance, is much harder than Tuggers' erect weeny.

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              Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
              Nah, jelly, as a substance, is much harder than Tuggers' erect weeny.
              oh......

              so you were just talking about jellyfish?



              i thought you were making a snide remark. like saying tugger's penis is reverting to its baby stage or something.



              i'll post about my favorite marine animals too.

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                interesting Penguin facts:

                1. When mothers lose a chick, they steal another mother’s chick.

                2. Penguins have short legs and no knees.

                3. Penguins use sign language to communicate with each other.

                4. Penguins swallow their food as a whole.

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                  Originally posted by Mr._Pink View Post
                  oh......

                  so you were just talking about jellyfish?



                  i thought you were making a snide remark. like saying tugger's penis is reverting to its baby stage or something.




                  i'll post about my favorite marine animals too.
                  That could well be what's happened to Tuggers. Maybe he did have an 8 inch **** just seconds before he took the photo.

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                    Originally posted by Oasis_Lad View Post
                    That could well be what's happened to Tuggers. Maybe he did have an 8 inch **** just seconds before he took the photo.
                    maybe it was 8 inches and then right before he took the picture his mom walked in on him and caused some shrinkage.

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                      Originally posted by Mr._Pink View Post
                      maybe it was 8 inches and then right before he took the picture his mom walked in on him and caused some shrinkage.
                      That's some extreme shrinkage. It was almost back up inside his body. I've swam in the North Sea and when I got out I was still bigger than Tuggers.

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