I would be too, Laddie. But I filled up on curry earlier and was able to hold out.
Yer still have yer Grolsch though, babes?
Yer still have yer Grolsch though, babes?
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Q: Why doesn't Jesus like to eat M&Ms?Comment
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A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.Comment
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Q: What were the last words Jesus heard?Comment
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A: Cross your legs. We've got only three nails.Comment
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Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?Comment
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A: A quarter pounder with cheese.Comment
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Q: Whom do you call a ****?
A: Mr. PinkComment
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A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.
So he says; "What's all this about?"
She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".
To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up." She replies!Comment
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