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I never did like Men Behaving Badly...
Look where Clunes is now, playing some Doctor in a village.
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Aye, it's a step down for the fella.Comment
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Top 3 posters you'd like to see return?
Mine would be JuyJuy, Abadger and Sweet Pea 50.Comment
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I'm Pea's Alt.Comment
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****** Danes.Comment
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The film opens with a robed, profusely bleeding "God" disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. A woman, Mother Earth, emerges from his remains, arouses the body, and impregnates herself with his semen. Becoming pregnant, she wanders off into a vast and barren landscape. The pregnancy manifests in a fully grown man whom she leaves to his own devices.
The "Son of Earth" meets a group of faceless nomads who seize him with what is either a very long umbilical cord or a rope. The Son of Earth vomits organic pieces, and the nomads excitedly accept these as gifts. The nomads finally bring the man to a fire and burn him.
"Mother Earth" encounters the resurrected man and comforts him. She seizes the man with a similar umbilical cord. The nomads appear and proceed to **** her. Son of Earth is left to mourn over the lifeless body. A group of characters appears, carry her off and dismember her, later returning for Son of Earth. After he, too, is dismembered, the group buries the remains, planting the parts into the crust of the earth. The burial site becomes lush with flowers.Comment
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Gardener's World has changed somewhat.Comment
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Richie is a black country lad at heart.Originally posted by Demise View PostRichie Woodhall representing Telford.
Brap!
Good question Clegg.Originally posted by Clegg View Post
JuyJuy obviously; guy is a complete legend and I always found him funny, as well as being extremely knowledgeable when he wanted to be.
Abadger did nothing for me. Hey, I like to suck of Calzaghe's nuts from time to time, but that guy made a professional sport out of it.
Sweet Pea was a fat yank, but a funny fat yank. We want him back.
Other shout outs go to Addison, bozo and YogiComment
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