Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Einstein contributed **** all to the theory of relativity apart from the title you know fellas. He had a little assistant fella who did all the work while he sat back, had a stella and blow dried his hair into that awful big barnet style that he liked to sport.

What a ****.

Here's a picture of the **** after he realised he had gotten away with it:

[Southpaw Stinger]

Einstein was smart enough to get away with it. That is what must not be denied.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Laddie, that's quite a long tongue that Einstein is sticking out at us. I bet he was a nifty practitioner of the old cunninglingus. No doubt his cousin was impressed by his licking skills.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, was quite the womaniser, apparently. You can see why he would be, with a tongue like that, he must have had them writhing about in spasms of ******ic pleasure.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

He weren't fussy though was he laddie. I mean you've gotta draw a line somewhere, and doing yer cousin up the papper is maybe a step too far. Just maybe though mind. I aint seen a picture of the lass so I'm prepared to stick up for the long tongued fella with the big barnet if she turns out to be a looker.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Is Einstein a qualified bum boy then?

[Oasis_Lad]

Einstein & His Cousin > Hitler & His Niece.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Is Einstein a qualified bum boy then?

He had a PHD in bum boyism me dear.

They used to call him Dr. Bum Boy.

Einstein & His Cousin > Hitler & His Niece.

Aye, yer not wrong there. Plus, our Einstein had two balls. When Einstein gave his cousin a pearl necklace he wasn't messing around. When Hitler gave his niece one she only got two little pearls that no slag could wear round her neck with any sense of pride.

If yer not shooting with both barrels yer gonna be a disappointment at the firing range. IMO that's why the Hitler fella was such a bitter ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, balls and brain, Einstein had both, Hitler had neither. The slag (Hitler ) couldn't even paint! I mean, I could paint, even at seven, and even the class ****** could dab a brush on a canvas.

What a **** Hitler was.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Aye, balls and brain, Einstein had both, Hitler had neither. The slag (Hitler ) couldn't even paint! I mean, I could paint, even at seven, and even the class ****** could dab a brush on a canvas.

What a **** Hitler was.

Who's yer all time ******* dictator, babes?